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liberal N proud

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Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:30 PM Feb 2012

An Amish farmer and the Teabagger... [View all]

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen" (which means, “Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have shit in it.”).

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands. You'll get more."

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An Amish farmer and the Teabagger... [View all] liberal N proud Feb 2012 OP
Loved it! hamsterjill Feb 2012 #1
A relative oldie, but a goodie! geardaddy Feb 2012 #2
Priceless. blue neen Feb 2012 #3
LOL. You should xpost in Humor WhoIsNumberNone Feb 2012 #4
Nice. nolabear Feb 2012 #5
HA! bigwillq Feb 2012 #6
Here's another hint. Don't drink the water anywhere outside in Alaska. dimbear Feb 2012 #7
Das ist gud! Lady Freedom Returns Feb 2012 #8
good one Highway61 Feb 2012 #9
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