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Fri Feb 10, 2012, 03:38 PM

sarge43 (17,470 posts)

38. Yup.

Burps, tenors and falsetto; farts, baritones and bass and the beer belch, basso profondo. Why, they could do PDQ Bach's Iphigenia in Brooklyn

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96 replies	Author	Time	Post
What kind of beans [View all]	unionworks	Feb 2012	OP
Some of it is how you cook them	siligut	Feb 2012	#1
first, don't limit yourself to a meal of only beans...throw in some brussel sprouts.	ret5hd	Feb 2012	#2
Oh, so right. For that deadly methane gas, you can't beat the cruciferous vegetables.	siligut	Feb 2012	#4
this is more fun	unionworks	Feb 2012	#10
You started a fart thread, lol.	siligut	Feb 2012	#14
George Carlin	unionworks	Feb 2012	#15
Al Swearengen from Deadwood. "Who cut the cheese?" I'm betting it was EB.	siligut	Feb 2012	#21
thanks	unionworks	Feb 2012	#22
Cucumber for counterpoint burps. n/t	sarge43	Feb 2012	#35
Get them comin' and goin'?	siligut	Feb 2012	#36
Yup.	sarge43	Feb 2012	#38
The greatest fart-off of all time	hifiguy	Feb 2012	#44
Blazing Saddles	alfredo	Feb 2012	#90
and good for you too! n/t	unionworks	Feb 2012	#39
The Bloomin Onion from Outback. Brings a tear to my eyes.	alfredo	Feb 2012	#87
liverwurst and onions	unionworks	Feb 2012	#17
Also...	pipi_k	Feb 2012	#24
my god, you have to be able to walk into work the next day. otherwise it's no fun.	ret5hd	Feb 2012	#25
payday was on thursday	unionworks	Feb 2012	#28
You can still walk...	pipi_k	Feb 2012	#55
Black beans in a can - DO NOT RINSE THEM! The canning juice helps a lot.	HopeHoops	Feb 2012	#3
dark undies	unionworks	Feb 2012	#8
By "worst", you mean volume? Or potency?	JustABozoOnThisBus	Feb 2012	#5
chicken farts	unionworks	Feb 2012	#6
An egg and dairy meal can really help intensify your output.	davsand	Feb 2012	#7
Cheeses	unionworks	Feb 2012	#11
I used to live with a guy who KNEW his stuff on this issue.	davsand	Feb 2012	#16
he should have	unionworks	Feb 2012	#18
Lordy lu, that should be banned by the Geneva Convention.	hifiguy	Feb 2012	#46
Brown eggs?	unionworks	Feb 2012	#61
Hard boiled eggs and beer create an interesting combination	Major Nikon	Feb 2012	#23
Worst Original Post Ever!	FSogol	Feb 2012	#9
Why? It's not advocating any really bad stuff ...	JustABozoOnThisBus	Feb 2012	#12
flatulence	unionworks	Feb 2012	#13
I agree with many other replies here add the cruciferous veggies	geardaddy	Feb 2012	#19
This message was self-deleted by its author	unionworks	Feb 2012	#20
After a night of drinking you need	Angry Dragon	Feb 2012	#26
Totally!	geardaddy	Feb 2012	#37
Homemade split pea soup and apple juice do it for me.	Brickbat	Feb 2012	#27
"Bulldog Gas Problem"?	unionworks	Feb 2012	#29
ROFLMAO!	Brickbat	Feb 2012	#30
your pup	unionworks	Feb 2012	#32
I must click on more DU ads	unionworks	Feb 2012	#43
Boxers are pretty nasty too...	pipi_k	Feb 2012	#56
from what I've been reading	unionworks	Feb 2012	#72
You and Angry Dragon	unionworks	Feb 2012	#31
Lentils.	Chan790	Feb 2012	#33
the legumes with the fumes!	unionworks	Feb 2012	#34
The BESTEST dive bars have ample supplies of pickled eggs & cheap beer.	MiddleFingerMom	Feb 2012	#40
those pickled eggs...	unionworks	Feb 2012	#41
I saw a program on how to make them.	siligut	Feb 2012	#42
Tell you who REALLY knows	unionworks	Feb 2012	#47
Some of them even offered	pipi_k	Feb 2012	#57
Don't forget pickled chicken gizzards.	geardaddy	Feb 2012	#94
Lentils, and I love them, but can only eat them once in a while,	RebelOne	Feb 2012	#45
I also love	unionworks	Feb 2012	#49
Cabbage is much better for that.	hobbit709	Feb 2012	#48
Amazing that the healthiest foods	unionworks	Feb 2012	#50
To inspire you: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946	LiberalEsto	Feb 2012	#51
May you always	unionworks	Feb 2012	#52
As a special treat, Estonian sauerkraut soup for you!	LiberalEsto	Feb 2012	#62
truly mouthwatering	unionworks	Feb 2012	#63
None of them.	GoCubsGo	Feb 2012	#53
Peppers	unionworks	Feb 2012	#54
I have to thank	pipi_k	Feb 2012	#58
I have nominated	unionworks	Feb 2012	#60
It's only the bell peppers that do it.	GoCubsGo	Feb 2012	#78
It's an unsolved mystery	unionworks	Feb 2012	#79
No science nerd answer yet? Allow me.	deucemagnet	Feb 2012	#59
Do you now	unionworks	Feb 2012	#64
No, but I am looking for a new job right now.	deucemagnet	Feb 2012	#66
Jeez	unionworks	Feb 2012	#67
Oh, I have nothing to complain about.	deucemagnet	Feb 2012	#70
I have a friend	unionworks	Feb 2012	#73
Well, I've been told...	pintobean	Feb 2012	#65
I'm not even	unionworks	Feb 2012	#68
Interesting fun facts	unionworks	Feb 2012	#69
Wild Kingdom	unionworks	Feb 2012	#71
Airline Stewards farting as they walk down the aisle is called "Crop Dusting."	alfredo	Feb 2012	#89
LOL	geardaddy	Feb 2012	#95
I've been stopping in	pintobean	Feb 2012	#74
I'm relatively new	unionworks	Feb 2012	#76
Is this a great thread or what? nt	flying rabbit	Feb 2012	#75
it's a gas	unionworks	Feb 2012	#77
Nothing like hotdog farts	felix_numinous	Feb 2012	#80
there was a scene	unionworks	Feb 2012	#82
Schlitz beer is the perfect thing to use.	madinmaryland	Feb 2012	#81
long ago	unionworks	Feb 2012	#84
Red beans	av8rdave	Feb 2012	#83
this is wierd	unionworks	Feb 2012	#85
Heh ... Google "ham and motherfuckers" ... nt	eppur_se_muova	Feb 2012	#86
a generally despised	unionworks	Feb 2012	#91
Not a vet myself -- heard about this from DU vets. :^) nt	eppur_se_muova	Feb 2012	#93
My brother	unionworks	Feb 2012	#96
Beans are like children. They should be seen and not heard.	yellowcanine	Feb 2012	#88
"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart..."	HopeHoops	Feb 2012	#92

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