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jmowreader

(50,447 posts)
56. You would regret this
Sun Mar 31, 2013, 12:51 AM
Mar 2013

Come on, dude, a new jar of Miracle Whip is less than five bucks. Cheaper than a trip to the emergency room.

Urgent : Does Miracle Whip go bad? [View all] jberryhill Mar 2013 OP
"Go bad"? It starts off Bad! NYC_SKP Mar 2013 #1
I mean "spoiled" jberryhill Mar 2013 #3
Beat me to it. hobbit709 Mar 2013 #36
lol nt BootinUp Mar 2013 #39
That was EXACTLY my thought!!!! talkingmime Mar 2013 #47
I'm with you on that one... MrMickeysMom Mar 2013 #55
Are you being serious?... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #2
Well...who knew? jberryhill Mar 2013 #7
Same as the 'Whiz' behind Cheez, I guess... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #9
The miracle is Chellee Mar 2013 #21
.. a la izquierda Mar 2013 #50
it's the tangy zing BainsBane Mar 2013 #23
Google indicates opened MW lasts no more than a month or so.... NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #4
Uh-oh "Best if used by 28SEP2010" jberryhill Mar 2013 #5
Yikes! Maybe it has gone from good to bad, to good again... NRaleighLiberal Mar 2013 #8
Well, I had maybe a spoonful back when the thread started jberryhill Mar 2013 #12
You're going to have a rough night. Brigid Mar 2013 #43
Just means it's off it's game a little. Not performing at it's peak. That's all. Kennah Mar 2013 #16
Kinda like me jberryhill Mar 2013 #25
Only 3 years BainsBane Mar 2013 #33
Well, nothing was growing in it jberryhill Mar 2013 #34
had some Ralph's brand cool whip "lite" olddots Mar 2013 #6
Oh man, this is how zombie apocalypses start. octothorpe Mar 2013 #10
Yes, it goes bad IrishEyes Mar 2013 #11
Okay, but what if you had a little bit first? jberryhill Mar 2013 #13
Ipecac Sissyk Mar 2013 #14
I threw out the rest jberryhill Mar 2013 #15
Now you've done it. Sissyk Mar 2013 #17
Quick. Set up the video cam. We want to see! vanlassie Mar 2013 #18
Fine so far, knock wood jberryhill Mar 2013 #29
I figured the acid might kill anything bad jberryhill Mar 2013 #26
Your stomach acid is much more powerful Paulie Mar 2013 #37
Have some honey. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #20
My honey is kind of old, is that okay? jberryhill Mar 2013 #27
Honey never goes bad. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #31
^^^ +1 discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #40
^^^ +1 ^^^ In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #41
The consensus in my household: discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #19
It's not dairy BainsBane Mar 2013 #24
Quite correct on both counts. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #44
Is it "dairy" jberryhill Mar 2013 #28
If you actually make mayo yourself BainsBane Mar 2013 #35
Actually no. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #45
Yes, it can go bad BainsBane Mar 2013 #22
It's been in a refrigerator jberryhill Mar 2013 #30
imo: Toss the Whip out! Stat! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #32
When in doubt, throw it out. AngryOldDem Mar 2013 #38
Bad? pipi_k Mar 2013 #42
One word: Mayonnaise. Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2013 #46
According to the Table of Condiments that Periodically Go Bad, Mw has 3 months... talkingmime Mar 2013 #48
6 months for chocolate syrup? jberryhill Mar 2013 #49
Thank you, thank you, for this thread a la izquierda Mar 2013 #51
Speaking of bellies and spitting into the trashcan... jberryhill Mar 2013 #52
Miracle Whip is bad to start out with. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2013 #53
Precisely jberryhill Mar 2013 #54
You would regret this jmowreader Mar 2013 #56
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