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Ten Random Pieces of Advice From MrScorpio [View all]

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- Although it's true that the best way to generate heat is with friction, never underestimate the importance of good lubrication.

- If you come to a fork in the road, look around for some matching knives and spoons as well.

- It's never too late to learn another language, especially for places that lack an extradition treaty to your home country.

- A kind word and polite conversation may head off the need for U.N. sanctions.

- If you ever find yourself in a situation that you can't get out of, blame your predecessor. However, this works only once. The next time, your successor will be blaming you.

- Just remember, loss of suction is nothing to brag about.

- If you lose something, try and consider it to be a trial separation with an option for divorce. If you're still paying for something that you've lost, think of it as alimony.

- What are you waiting for? That fish taco won't eat itself.

- Do your best to not criticize anyone else's taste in music. Your own 80's phase may come back to bite you in the ass.

- Treat others as you yourself would want to be treated. Sort of like a mutual social hand job.

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