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hunter

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2. Superman would be an excellent speedy pizza delivery guy.
Tue Feb 19, 2013, 03:48 PM
Feb 2013

I sometimes worked as a pizza delivery guy in college. Once I delivered pizzas to a house full of drunk and smoking women, and they all started stripping...

I blushed and started to stammer, but then they all started laughing and putting their clothes back on, took the pizzas, and handed me the money.

Ha, ha, joke's on Pizza-boy. Door closes. End of story. Do not collect $100 from Penthouse.

Anyways, Superman wouldn't be the first newspaper reporter to augment their income writing porn.

"Dear, Penthouse…" [View all] MrScorpio Feb 2013 OP
.......... Broken_Hero Feb 2013 #1
Superman would be an excellent speedy pizza delivery guy. hunter Feb 2013 #2
Happened to Chris Reeve too edbermac Feb 2013 #3
some parts no longer steel, Supe? rurallib Feb 2013 #4
http://venusobservations.blogspot.com/ Tom Ripley Feb 2013 #5
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