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In reply to the discussion: 9-1-1. What is your emergency? [View all]MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)72. Long ago, I was pulling a solo overnight Dispensary shift on our 2200-man post on April 1st...
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... when a drunken soldier came in who had zipped himself up in his zipper.
I mean -- he had zipped him SELF up in his zipper... zipped it up REAL good.
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I knew what had to be done, but since I was alone, didn't want to chance
something going very wrong, so I sent him to the nearby hospital with a
driver. I called the ER and said, "Look... I know it's April Fool's Day, but
this is no shit..." and proceeded to explain what they should expect to see
shortly.
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The medic on the other end dropped the phone laughing... and I heard him
call out to others, "YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE!!!"
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Some emergencies were MUCH funnier than others.
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Generic press 3, western,.....hang up!.... wait ten minutes and don't call back.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#14
You sound like the guy on my block that called me a selfish bitch and said I should fuck off!
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#11
"Yeah, I'm at Burger King, and they're refusing to make it 'my way'. Can you help?"
Aristus
Dec 2012
#17
Yeah, if you try ordering a whopper made from Kobe beef, they get all upset.
Liberal Veteran
Dec 2012
#23
If you're a female,....he's at the pub drinking beer and watching football. If you're a male,......
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#48
Is no Peggy,.....is,.....Betty,......please to give valid credit card number.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#56
That ingress is still viable although,......you do risk fathering a republican!
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#67
Please provide a valid credit card and we'll send Anthony over with some Tums.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#68
Long ago, I was pulling a solo overnight Dispensary shift on our 2200-man post on April 1st...
MiddleFingerMom
Dec 2012
#72