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Sun Nov 25, 2012, 01:56 PM

15. How many men are within an inch and a half of nine?

A woman I used to work with liked to brag about her husband's ten-inch dick. There are two great things about having a guy with a ten-inch dick, she said...

The most important thing is that you DON'T have a husband with a ten-inch dick. Women are apparently quite jealous of someone who can snag her modern-day Priapus.

The only-less-slightly important thing about having a husband so equipped is that it won't all go in and if he doesn't hold himself up during sex he's going to injure his dick; the woman therefore can always be assured of not being squished during lovemaking. Being able to breathe is Good.

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