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Response to Yavin4 (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:07 PM

19. Absolutely ...

Went to college not far from the Ohio/Kentucky border (I would identify the college; but ryan is the most recent celebrity alum). Every week-end we would go into Kentucky for the stuff.

Essential Tip for the novice: before paying for it and certainly before drinking any of it ... take a capful, touch a match to it and watch the flame; if it burns any color other than blue ... hand it back to the guy! It might blind you.

But if it burns blue ... buy at least two gallon;

2) get a 25-30 gallon garbage bin and line it with the largest plastic bag you can find (pre-rinsed).

3) Dump in a can of Hawaian Punch (powdered).

4) Pour in the Shine.

5) Cut up some pineapples, watermellon, oranges and lemons.

6) fill container with ice and let sit for 6 hours.

7) Add second gallon of shine. Add more ice.

8) Invite everyone you know over for some punch with a punch.

9) Very Important Step: Lock your car and house keys in a safe place ... better yet; give them to a tea tootling neighbor for safe keeping.

10) Try and remember, the next day, where you left your underwear and why your entire body is painted blue with yellow stripes.

Enjoy!

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