*** Gets out her staple gun and hangs sign for the new DU Dog Collar for sale at DU Pet Store ***

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6. "Although the Bark Terminator's microprecessor is designed to differentiate..."

If I dared to come home with anything like this collar, am sure my three fur crew canines and the young feline would gang tackle me and securely place this on MY neck. sad but true.

So far the worse thing to happen repeatedly is Max the Brat's spontaneous midnight barking spasms amounts to the skunk I cannot see in the dark assuring me it/he/she is quite disturbed by the lack of silence. In fact its becoming nearly a ritual to fall asleep with that scent of skunk coming in the window for 2-3 hours.

BUT there is a neighbor up the hill to the south that needs something for their pack of small dogs that can bark for several hours any time. The only other good use I could put this collar to is that pack of coyotes on a run.

Guess I'll get a bag of Oinkies instead.