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In the discussion thread: "guys always say they can cook, but it turns out to be nasty" [View all]

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 06:39 PM

Kaleva (11,406 posts)

30. Chronic diarrhea is the main reason politicians drop out early on races.

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The weaker the digestive system, the less likely the candidate will be on the ballot come election day.

We are blessed in the US in knowing that our elected officials can survive on cockroaches and bread made of sawdust and dung if need be.

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45 replies	Author	Time	Post
"guys always say they can cook, but it turns out to be nasty" [View all]	Enrique	Aug 2012	OP
Yes and no.	Wait Wut	Aug 2012	#1
that might be one of my problems	OriginalGeek	Aug 2012	#3
really, beer?	Enrique	Aug 2012	#5
I guess.	Wait Wut	Aug 2012	#6
lol, that reminded me	OriginalGeek	Aug 2012	#10
I freely admit being a substandard cook	OriginalGeek	Aug 2012	#2
yep	Kali	Aug 2012	#21
lol, one of my other problems	OriginalGeek	Aug 2012	#23
Sorry, but I can out-cook any woman I know.	Denninmi	Aug 2012	#4
Love to cook and do it well.	GoneOffShore	Aug 2012	#7
She was hitting on you	FBaggins	Aug 2012	#8
i realized that later	Enrique	Aug 2012	#12
The men in my family are better cooks than the women. By far.	applegrove	Aug 2012	#9
My son is a wonderful cook!	lunatica	Aug 2012	#11
the few times the men I've known could be bothered to cook	eShirl	Aug 2012	#13
It doesn't always turn out nasty - that was unfair.	kimi	Aug 2012	#14
This is no more true of men than it is of women.	surrealAmerican	Aug 2012	#15
So not true	Aerows	Aug 2012	#19
A mans guide to grilling	shadowrider	Aug 2012	#16
I am a most excellent cook....my wife, daughters and friends would agree!	NRaleighLiberal	Aug 2012	#17
"Oh how much fun a big central DU retreat/cook off would be!"	Bertha Venation	Aug 2012	#26
I'd eat	Aerows	Aug 2012	#18
I've known men who	emilyg	Aug 2012	#20
My ex was a pretty good cook. However, there was this one time	The Velveteen Ocelot	Aug 2012	#22
In '85 I made "saged chicken" for my girlfriend (now my wife).	HopeHoops	Aug 2012	#24
Is this the dish that turned you into a vegetarian?	jmowreader	Aug 2012	#32
You owe me a new keyboard.	HopeHoops	Aug 2012	#41
My brother-in-law and spaghetti sauce	Bertha Venation	Aug 2012	#25
I would have just laughed, too.	GaYellowDawg	Aug 2012	#27
Have a guy cook, have a woman bring it in ...	zbdent	Aug 2012	#28
A related comment, about dudes building things	UTUSN	Aug 2012	#29
Chronic diarrhea is the main reason politicians drop out early on races.	Kaleva	Aug 2012	#30
I would say that's true for the typical American male.	kentauros	Aug 2012	#31
Of the three long-term girlfriends I've had as an adult...	harmonicon	Aug 2012	#33
Sometimes men will down play there cooking abilities	Recovered Repug	Aug 2012	#34
I am a great cook.	ohnoyoudidnt	Aug 2012	#35
Apples and oranges.	mykpart	Aug 2012	#36
Well..	sendero	Aug 2012	#37
no, all the men i know who say they can cook are pretty good cooks	La Lioness Priyanka	Aug 2012	#38
My former boss is an excellent cook.	Callalily	Aug 2012	#39
I've never heard a woman say this, or imply they think this. It's also not true.	Honeycombe8	Aug 2012	#40
"Honey, 'Rosemary Chicken' isn't supposed to look like the branch of a pine tree"	Patiod	Aug 2012	#42
My hubby is a far better cook than I am. I just open boxes and cans of things and heat them up. He	GreenPartyVoter	Aug 2012	#43
Blue Booties	SoDesuKa	Aug 2012	#44
What's so hard about cooking? 1) Cut slit over vegatable. 2) Place in microwave.......	Cronkite	Aug 2012	#45

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