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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #34)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 10:55 PM

35. Gods be praised!

Thought we were gonna have to thumb wrestle over my lil dumplingness Dr. Ruth. Julia Child, now there's a woman, I have heard she can cook too! Nice choice. I didn't see anything in the rules about us dropping in on a second historic figure....and this time travel wasn't specific about exactly when we were to do these deeds....so with scant moments on the draft clock....

For 2012, coach chknltl chooses the Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS!

Now before you smack your head with your hand and ask, WTF, we needed a frontlinesman or a pass-rusher, let me explain.

I have been a Seahawks fan since Jack Patera and Jim Zorn ran things. Now some folks may be superstitious when it comes to sports but that's just not my bag. Nope, I don't have a special hat that I wear every Sunday, nor do I do some silly ritual before each game.

That said, there is one inescapable coincidence that I suffer through for each game the Seahawks lose. Absolutely speaking, each and every loss since the team first got started occurs after this event happens to me. It can't be chalked up to coincidence now can it?

Ok so now you are wondering what this all has to do with the Hawks cheerleader squad.. Good question. Ok, here is where things get very strange: Every loss that the Seahawks have EVER had came exactly one day after I did not get lucky with a Seahawks cheerleader! I know!!!..... What are the odds! For this reason, and solely because I am a Seahawks fan, I choose the entire Seattle Seahawks SEAGALS Cheerleading Squad as my second choice in order to help my team get more wins.

Ok now that that is taken care of back to Dr.... Ruth..listen up Ruthie my little turtledove ..repeat after me: vuh-gine-uh, vuh-gine-uh....no not penis, the public does not want to hear you use that word EVER. Just use the word vagina in every other sentence and things will be just fine...trust me.

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