just feel like rolling on the floor having a genuine hissy-fit. It was those two Allens, of course that's my line too. AHA Cain and Abel.
It just not fair! I was happy with the silly stuff, run out of three States for horsethieving and counterfeiting. Getting in barroom brawls, the women, knock of some broad's hat.... Trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge. Leaving Iowa every spring with one horse, coming back in fall with six horses and a wagon. Three taverns and a plumbing shop in Des Moines. This stuff makes me laugh and be proud. But this news, breaks my heart.