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Thu May 17, 2012, 12:36 AM

Odin2005 (48,255 posts)

27. So gluttonous pigs have a right to drive small business out of business?

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Anyone who takes "all you can eat" absolutely literally needs to learn some common sense, because common sense says that "all you can eat" implies a normal appetite.

of course, I bet that this pig knows that, he's just a selfish glutton who doesn't give a damn about everyone else. Gluttony is considered on of the 7 deadly sins for a reason.

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59 replies	Author	Time	Post
350-pound man calls police after all-you-can-eat restaurant cuts him off [View all]	Odin2005	May 2012	OP
I'm a big guy (tho folks are AMAZED when I tell them how much I weigh -- I carry it pretty well)	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#1
Sorry, but if you advertise it as "all you can eat"	Warren DeMontague	May 2012	#2
They did	Major Nikon	May 2012	#5
Dont get between a hungry man and his 21st piece of fish	Warren DeMontague	May 2012	#6
Especially a 350lb hungry man	Major Nikon	May 2012	#8
Remember - just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.	Initech	May 2012	#48
I think implicit in "all you can eat" is "all an avg person can REASONABLY eat."	Honeycombe8	May 2012	#36
I disagree.	Warren DeMontague	May 2012	#38
It's common knowledge what "all you can eat" means. It means all yu can reasonably	Honeycombe8	May 2012	#50
If you have me confused with either a 350 lb compulsive fish fillet gobbler, or a restauranteur	Warren DeMontague	May 2012	#51
Thats bunk	quakerboy	May 2012	#55
"All you can eat" does NOT mean all that you can eat for a long period of time, sitting there	Honeycombe8	May 2012	#56
Im sorry, but you are wrong	quakerboy	May 2012	#58
I knew a guy who got tossed from an "all you can eat" Chinese buffet.	bluedigger	May 2012	#3
Louie Anderson has a funny bit about that -- YOU GO HOME NOW!!!	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#4
I think that's a John Pinette bit.	ElboRuum	May 2012	#18
You're right. All us big guys look alike.	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#19
Some buddies and I ate an "all you can eat" place out of business and we weren't the least bit fat	Major Nikon	May 2012	#7
I wonder if he knows he's eating himself to an early grave. It is a form of self-destruct. I wish	Cal33	May 2012	#9
Yeah, most people should live like you want them to. (nt)	harmonicon	May 2012	#15
maybe he thinks it's healthy because it's Fish	JI7	May 2012	#22
Shit. That guy is WAY over 350 if he's actually 6'6"...	cliffordu	May 2012	#10
Maybe that's just where his scale maxes out	Major Nikon	May 2012	#11
I'm 300 and 5' 9", and I'm a LOT thinner than this guy.	Odin2005	May 2012	#20
Yay, America!	Arugula Latte	May 2012	#12
This has motivated me to go for a walk.	Chan790	May 2012	#13
One of the reasons I like going to buffet restaurants is that their "regulars" make ME look petite.	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#14
The Chinese buffet near me recently had to invest in "special" chairs for "our more-grand guests"	Chan790	May 2012	#17
Beware of the "Health Halo" of salad bars.	Odin2005	May 2012	#21
I'm a vegetarian.	Chan790	May 2012	#23
He needn't return if he doesn't like the place.	struggle4progress	May 2012	#16
Life imitates art.	GoCubsGo	May 2012	#24
So did I.	Release The Hounds	May 2012	#37
"Hello! 911! They won't let me have any more fish!"	Rex	May 2012	#25
All you can eat means ALL you can EAT	bigwillq	May 2012	#26
So gluttonous pigs have a right to drive small business out of business?	Odin2005	May 2012	#27
"Gluttony is considered on of the 7 deadly sins for a reason."	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#29
Then don't call the joint "All you can eat"	bigwillq	May 2012	#31
Change the name to "All You May Eat"	Bruce Wayne	May 2012	#32
Perhaps the first "Grammar Nazi" that I've been GLAD to see!!!	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#34
Not a bad idea	bigwillq	May 2012	#39
Are you as tough on those who enjoy lust, envy, sloth, wrath, pride and greed?	JVS	May 2012	#49
On the plus side, all that picketting is bound to burn off some calories. nt	NickB79	May 2012	#28
I'm 350 pounds, and I'd like to weigh a little LESS than 350 pounds	derby378	May 2012	#30
Dairy Products Gone Bad! A Wedge of Spite and a Carton of Hate! nt	Codeine	May 2012	#41
"We did mention that the fish is BP Deepwater Horizon brand, right?" n/t	Bossy Monkey	May 2012	#33
Buffet restaurants figure in people like him along with the petite little MIL who...	MiddleFingerMom	May 2012	#35
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD BUFFET MEAN!?~	datasuspect	May 2012	#40
"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"	Taverner	May 2012	#42
Make lemonade out of this lemon	KamaAina	May 2012	#43
They should change the name to "All it is profitable for you to eat" n/t	Taitertots	May 2012	#44
Naw, "only people with common sense may enter" is better.	Odin2005	May 2012	#45
Just change it to "No Hungry/Fat People", because the common sense meaning of "all you can eat"...	Taitertots	May 2012	#52
Why didn't they just stop refilling the fish on the buffet?	davsand	May 2012	#46
That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!!	Initech	May 2012	#47
Another case of like imitating art	WhoIsNumberNone	May 2012	#59
He NEVER even PAID?	alphafemale	May 2012	#53
So that's the 350lbs man eating fish I keep hearing about.	originalpckelly	May 2012	#54
Lucky they Did Not Get a Visit From Al Bundy, Sir	The Magistrate	May 2012	#57

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