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Post your BAD advice here. [View all] ohiosmith Apr 2012 OP
Any home renovation should begin with knocking down the main support walls. baldguy Apr 2012 #1
What's the worst that could happen? taterguy Apr 2012 #2
The best way to warm your nuts is to place them directly on a stove burner at the highest flame. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #3
Go ahead and post that sex tape of yours on the internet. Nobody you know will see it! Kaleva Apr 2012 #4
Do not dim your headlights until the other guy dims his first. Kaleva Apr 2012 #5
Are Posts 4 and 5 related somehow? bluedigger Apr 2012 #25
compromise your morals and sleep with someone without a commitment tabbycat31 Apr 2012 #6
Sorry if that actually happened to you. Kaleva Apr 2012 #7
it actually did happen to me tabbycat31 Apr 2012 #59
Sign up for every and all free offers using said douchebag's identifying data siligut Apr 2012 #8
It's OK marry someone you have only known for three weeks, especially when crunch60 Apr 2012 #37
Oh, man, I hear you on that. geardaddy May 2012 #107
Oh, sure, you got a job... bluedigger Apr 2012 #26
Run with scissors... WillParkinson Apr 2012 #9
Always, I repeat always.... AllenVanAllen Apr 2012 #10
Pissing on an electric fence is really cool Major Nikon Apr 2012 #11
OOOooooooo sparklies!!!!! benld74 Apr 2012 #12
Pissing against the wind is fun. MichaelMcGuire Apr 2012 #30
Must had been real close. LiberalFighter Apr 2012 #32
Always let your cat(s) roam loose in the car LiberalEsto Apr 2012 #13
Hate to be a buzzkill, but that's how David Crosby's girlfriend Christine Hinton died Amerigo Vespucci May 2012 #98
Smoking a Marlboro before sex will prevent pregnancy. Lil Missy Apr 2012 #14
That must be Jan Brewer's method of birth control. LiberalFighter Apr 2012 #33
And also, don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees. Good crunch60 Apr 2012 #38
Here, smell this: Lil Missy Apr 2012 #41
lol, I have a half brother becasue my dad said OriginalGeek May 2012 #88
Dimming your headlights makes your car turn invisible. Initech Apr 2012 #15
Try to please everyone sarge43 Apr 2012 #16
Consider Fox as your source of news. BarbaRosa Apr 2012 #17
When pulled over by the police Meiko Apr 2012 #18
or make the bastard chase you Joe Shlabotnik Apr 2012 #21
"That's right, pepper spray the man who is expressing his right BlueIris Apr 2012 #46
Always run bare electrical wiring through the shower LaurenG Apr 2012 #19
If you think it might be a fart; you know it's just going to be a fart. Kaleva Apr 2012 #20
Vote Conservative! (how's that for bad advice?) LeftishBrit Apr 2012 #22
Get married at age 16 ! nt steve2470 Apr 2012 #23
Do everything and say everything your little heart desires at all times ! nt steve2470 Apr 2012 #24
Don't look before you leap. bluedigger Apr 2012 #27
OK Bertha Venation Apr 2012 #28
For good luck, kick a Wal-mart greeter man in the nuts. Kaleva Apr 2012 #29
Get drunk and post all night on DU. Swede Apr 2012 #31
I can think of a lot worse advice . . . OrwellwasRight Apr 2012 #57
Post in meta, telling them how fucked up they all are. kayakjohnny Apr 2012 #34
Not only BAD but the WORST HeiressofBickworth Apr 2012 #35
It's OK to post all your embarrassing photos on your private Facebook page Generic Brad Apr 2012 #36
Buy a Ford Windstar, they are fantastic mini vans....nt Broken_Hero Apr 2012 #39
Oh God, don't get me started TrogL Apr 2012 #68
No worries.... Broken_Hero Apr 2012 #72
Our 98 Windstar gave us 120k GREAT miles, sold it for 2k, and its still runniing fine benld74 May 2012 #81
Was that when the head gasket blew or the automatic transmission stripped 3rd gear? TrogL May 2012 #104
Save a ton of money and beac Apr 2012 #40
In November, vote Mitt. 2ndAmForComputers Apr 2012 #42
You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn Electric Monk Apr 2012 #43
There's no problem that's too trivial for Help & Meta -- go ahead & ask! pacalo Apr 2012 #44
But surely everyone follows that advice already... LeftishBrit Apr 2012 #61
Insult the boss's favorite. BlueIris Apr 2012 #45
Try to reason with someone involved in a domestic dispute. zanana1 Apr 2012 #47
Head over to Free Republic and say you love Mormons. BlueIris Apr 2012 #48
SURE you can fit in that parking space! . . .. . n/t annabanana Apr 2012 #49
the best way for Fido to travel is on the roof tabbycat31 Apr 2012 #50
lol nt treestar Apr 2012 #53
Save gas by having your kids hitchhike to school JonLP24 Apr 2012 #51
It's okay to whiz on the electric fence. n/t krispos42 Apr 2012 #52
On a night with a full moon, you can drive without headlights on, by moonlight alone. kwassa Apr 2012 #54
making big decisions in life NJCher Apr 2012 #55
Just reach in there and see if anything is alive jberryhill Apr 2012 #56
You'd better reply to that email from IRS.ng Morning Dew Apr 2012 #58
If a photocopier is jammed, use a wet umbrella tip to un-jam it! LeftishBrit Apr 2012 #60
Be sure to accept all those friendly e-mail business offers from Nigeria LeftishBrit Apr 2012 #62
Don't save for retirement, that's a buzzkill and besides, work is fun ! nt steve2470 Apr 2012 #63
Random gunfire outside? Get out there and check it out! HappyMe Apr 2012 #64
Fry bacon naked. Scuba Apr 2012 #65
Fryin Bacon Nekkid - Roger Alan Wade Major Nikon May 2012 #75
Some that I actually received: cloudbase Apr 2012 #66
Use your penis to get a stuck bagel out of the toaster mikeSchmuckabee Apr 2012 #67
Accuse your priest of heresy TrogL Apr 2012 #69
A hairdryer doubles as a redneck Jacuzzi in the bathtub chrisa Apr 2012 #70
When the state trooper pulls you over for speeding, tell him to fugg-off: struggle4progress Apr 2012 #71
Quit your job because that hot girl said DiverDave May 2012 #73
Always talk to cops SkatmanRoth May 2012 #74
If you're thirsty, pay no attention to what others say, go ahead and drink the water. A Simple Game May 2012 #76
Buy a condo in a bad neighborhood in Milwaukee. mysuzuki2 May 2012 #77
Every bad situation can be improved SOteric May 2012 #78
You can save alot of money from paying tolls by flying over the toll booth in your car Kaleva May 2012 #79
Pull my finger. nt rrneck May 2012 #80
After being constipated pipi_k May 2012 #82
Always use a firm hand when pressing Press Object A into Object B -- Hell Hath No Fury May 2012 #83
I'd get liquored up before cutting that there tree down auburngrad82 May 2012 #84
No need for condoms, just pull out. 4th law of robotics May 2012 #85
When a guy asks you to marry him don't ask the following questions: Manifestor_of_Light May 2012 #86
Don't vaccinate your kids. nt La Lioness Priyanka May 2012 #87
To impress a hot chick at the bar just say, "yeah, I cut my own hair". Grantuspeace May 2012 #89
No can do quakerboy May 2012 #90
He who laughs last gathers no moss. targetpractice May 2012 #91
Just jam the fork in the toaster. That'll get the damned hifiguy May 2012 #92
Buy Sprint Nextel (NYSE: S) at above $20/share. lastlib May 2012 #93
Cross the streams! ThoughtCriminal May 2012 #94
Buy high lovemydog May 2012 #95
ALWAYS swim IMMEDIATELY after a big meal and you'll burn MANY calories. Amerigo Vespucci May 2012 #96
Always put salt in your eyes. jp11 May 2012 #97
Walk into any busy supermarket Shankapotomus May 2012 #99
Never say you're sorry. TroglodyteScholar May 2012 #100
Putting chopsticks up your nose and pretending to be a walrus AsahinaKimi May 2012 #101
lol, can't laughin too hard. BootinUp May 2012 #102
Shaving with a serrated steak knife. Kablooie May 2012 #103
Give your bank account number to that Nigerian prince NewJeffCT May 2012 #105
When it is freezing outside NewJeffCT May 2012 #106
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