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In the discussion thread: Your favorite insult similes? (example: dumb as a box of hair) [View all]

Response to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Tue May 8, 2012, 09:09 PM

Texasgal (13,180 posts)

22. Just as worthless

as tits on a bull.

( Please don't alert, this was just an example)

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47 replies	Author	Time	Post
Your favorite insult similes? (example: dumb as a box of hair) [View all]	Bertha Venation	May 2012	OP
That guy's so lazy	gratuitous	May 2012	#1
>8} \8	HopeHoops	May 2012	#2
He fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down.	Scuba	May 2012	#3
Can't really	pipi_k	May 2012	#4
"Dumber than a sack of hammers"	hifiguy	May 2012	#5
Hilarious, isn't it? I love it, but . . .	Bertha Venation	May 2012	#18
Mother, you have a black belt in Nag Fu!	Rambis	May 2012	#6
"You're as sharp as a bowling ball."	Archae	May 2012	#7
Too stupid to pour piss out of a boot...	bluedigger	May 2012	#8
Ugly as an armful of assholes.	The Velveteen Ocelot	May 2012	#9
"a couple of tacos short of a combination plate"	KamaAina	May 2012	#10
"Got into the stupid line twice."	Archae	May 2012	#11
One more, courtesy of my late father in law...	Scuba	May 2012	#12
Fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch along the way	LynneSin	May 2012	#13
A face like a bouquet of elbows.	ohiosmith	May 2012	#14
hahahahahaha	Bertha Venation	May 2012	#19
not an insult, but one of my faves:	WolverineDG	May 2012	#15
One French Fry short of a Happy Meal	benld74	May 2012	#16
You've heard of wading in the shallow end of the gene pool. He's face down in the mud next to it.	hobbit709	May 2012	#17
When I stand near him, I feel next to useless... nt	Xipe Totec	May 2012	#20
It takes him an hour and a half	Ohio Dem	May 2012	#21
Just as worthless	Texasgal	May 2012	#22
All Hat. No cattle.	ThoughtCriminal	May 2012	#23
He's got the brains of a trunk lid.	A HERETIC I AM	May 2012	#24
Oh lord! My dad was a walking collection of these.	davsand	May 2012	#25
I am drawn to these sort of colloquialisms/sayings	siligut	May 2012	#33
nice	Kali	May 2012	#40
Being a ranch person I figured you'd get my Dad's humor.	davsand	May 2012	#42
Not worth a warm pitcher of spit.	Rex	May 2012	#26
Lower than a skunk in a 10 gallon hat	Bombero1956	May 2012	#27
So dumb he...	Manifestor_of_Light	May 2012	#28
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.	bluesbassman	May 2012	#29
I was a very skinny teenager, my uncle used to say to me,	crunch60	May 2012	#30
I grew up skinny, too.	Iggo	May 2012	#41
As lost as a ball in high weeds.	pacalo	May 2012	#31
"And just what is the weather like on your planet?"	Angleae	May 2012	#32
So skinny, if he turned sideways and stuck out his tongue	mikeSchmuckabee	May 2012	#34
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb on the tree.	mikeSchmuckabee	May 2012	#35
His gene pool couid've used more chlorine.	RushIsRot	May 2012	#36
Sharp as a tack and twice as flat-headed.	RushIsRot	May 2012	#37
When faced with something putrid: "That would gag a maggot"	Burma Jones	May 2012	#38
oh god, this is perfect in light of recent discussion and so NOT PC	Kali	May 2012	#39
So stupid couldn't find his ass in a phone booth with the FBI to help him.	sarge43	May 2012	#43
He's/she's not the sharpest crayon in the box.	MadrasT	May 2012	#44
He's got a couple of plug wires pulled	Populist_Prole	May 2012	#45
My favorite from that arena of the polished insult - The House of Commons	sarge43	May 2012	#46
Several crayons short of a full box	LiberalEsto	May 2012	#47

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