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Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
30. Look, if you're just too cheap to buy some nice undies, just come out and say it.
Tue May 1, 2012, 11:49 AM
May 2012

I understand that times are tough, and we all must economize wherever we can.

And what in hell is a 'pany line'?

Is that a euphemism for butt crack?

I must admit that I am not up on all the current hip lingo.

Lighting and smoking a bong using both hands while driving on the back country roads. TexasTowelie May 2012 #1
You only thought you were moving. Ikonoklast May 2012 #4
No wonder the air conditioning wasn't working when I rolled down the windows, TexasTowelie May 2012 #41
to TexasTowelie: SCantiGOP May 2012 #29
PJ O'Rourke wouldn't know how to do that, either. Ikonoklast May 2012 #35
Created a dry pastel painting that hangs in a business' gallery sakabatou May 2012 #2
Casting pearls before swine is nothing to be proud of. Ikonoklast May 2012 #5
Being potty trained Kaleva May 2012 #3
I asked for 'accomplishments', not 'goals', Stinky. Ikonoklast May 2012 #6
Finding a woman willing to marry me. cbdo2007 May 2012 #7
Keeping someone chained in your basement until they acquiesce to your demand for marraige Ikonoklast May 2012 #8
I got WalMart sued Taylor Smite May 2012 #9
WalMart gets hit with a lawsuit an average of three times *a day* in Federal court alone Ikonoklast May 2012 #12
Never got a DUzy! HappyMe May 2012 #10
Negative expectations are an accomplishment in your Universe? Ikonoklast May 2012 #13
Commando. HappyMe May 2012 #19
Oh, I understand a great deal. You got it caught in the zipper again, didn't you? Ikonoklast May 2012 #25
My female parts have never got caught in the zipper. HappyMe May 2012 #28
Look, if you're just too cheap to buy some nice undies, just come out and say it. Ikonoklast May 2012 #30
A panty line is the hideous outline HappyMe May 2012 #31
Why are you wasting natural resources like that? Ikonoklast May 2012 #32
It ain't the room temp that's keeping me warm. HappyMe May 2012 #33
Keeping the windows wide open and then cranking up the air conditioning must really spin the meter. Ikonoklast May 2012 #34
No air conditioning here. HappyMe May 2012 #36
No wonder why you prance around half-naked in front of wide-open windows. Ikonoklast May 2012 #37
My mailbox is stuffed with requests for autographs. HappyMe May 2012 #39
I am not even going to touch that one. Ikonoklast May 2012 #42
lol! HappyMe May 2012 #44
I responded to an Ikonoklast OP. rug May 2012 #11
You sad, sad man. Ikonoklast May 2012 #14
Lol! rug May 2012 #15
Wow, you *really* just don't get it! Ikonoklast May 2012 #17
My two wonderful ethical adult children HERVEPA May 2012 #16
I'm a 'genetic predisposition over environment' type of guy, myself. Ikonoklast May 2012 #18
I have lived to be (almost) sixty BillStein May 2012 #20
Longevity at anything is not an achievement. Ikonoklast May 2012 #22
Living past 40. geardaddy May 2012 #21
Finally found out how to shift it into third, eh? Ikonoklast May 2012 #23
... geardaddy May 2012 #27
I saw the band Genesis Corgigal May 2012 #24
Did you lose a bet or something? Ikonoklast May 2012 #26
My kids av8rdave May 2012 #38
You raised two fine cogs for the Machine to eventually grind into a fine powder. Ikonoklast May 2012 #43
Hoping to go 4 of 8 in Presidential Elections I have voted in! benld74 May 2012 #40
With that record, I might ask you to vote for the other guy. Ikonoklast May 2012 #45
With that record Reagan, Bush Elder and Idiot son ruined just about everything! benld74 May 2012 #48
I only paid rent (out of pocket) for a little over one year combined, over a twenty year period. bluedigger May 2012 #46
Were you a member of the Professional Hobo Association? Ikonoklast May 2012 #47
Don't you think I would have mentioned such a prestigious prize, had I won it? bluedigger May 2012 #49
'Job'? What is this 'job' thing you are babbling about? Ikonoklast May 2012 #50
alas, I have none IcyPeas May 2012 #51
Then consider posting in this thread the high point of your life, so far. Ikonoklast May 2012 #57
Okay, this one time at band camp... Rex May 2012 #52
And you put your lips back on that flute without even wiping it off. Ikonoklast May 2012 #58
Having only one thread locked since the inception of DU3. ohiosmith May 2012 #53
Don't really try very hard now, do you? Ikonoklast May 2012 #59
I almost finished a jigsaw puzzle once. Got down to the very last piece. dimbear May 2012 #54
Uh...didn't anyone ever tell you that you aren't supposed to eat them? Ikonoklast May 2012 #60
Shaving my balls with no nicks or stubble Major Nikon May 2012 #55
I am sure that Nicks and Stubble are glad not to be involved in that little exercise. Ikonoklast May 2012 #61
I dated twins. They found out and were cool NightWatcher May 2012 #56
I really can't. Ikonoklast May 2012 #62
Survived 40 years in a steel mill and retired 2 years ago doc03 May 2012 #63
Congratulations, doc03! femmocrat May 2012 #65
No, he's not going to cover your rent this month, so don't suck up. Ikonoklast May 2012 #71
Joe Magarac never really retired. Ikonoklast May 2012 #67
Actually the mill shut down or I would have worked there doc03 May 2012 #72
Is hiding for forty years from the foreman really considered 'working'? Ikonoklast May 2012 #74
I just said I survived never claimed to have actually worked....n/t doc03 May 2012 #76
Refreshing to see some honesty from a life-long self-professed slacker. Ikonoklast May 2012 #78
I survived my teen and college years. femmocrat May 2012 #64
Picking that party school over one with a serious academic curriculum was your first mistake. Ikonoklast May 2012 #68
LOL You are better than Carnac! femmocrat May 2012 #69
I bet selling those baskets at the flea market is just rolling the dough in. Ikonoklast May 2012 #73
My greatest achievement is appreciating and liking you for everything you've done. nt MrScorpio May 2012 #66
Do you really think that is going to work? Ikonoklast May 2012 #70
I came to today cliffordu May 2012 #75
I came today, too. Ikonoklast May 2012 #77
It WAS my first time, ya hoser. cliffordu May 2012 #79
Convinced a Friend that Her Views on Race were Wrong laughkat May 2012 #80
But in all these years, you did absolutely NOTHING to help change her Ikonoklast May 2012 #81
Stayed a virgin until age 19! RedCloud May 2012 #82
I can just imagine your overwhelming sense of relief the day after you discovered Ikonoklast May 2012 #83
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