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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
9. How many GOP Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fri Apr 27, 2012, 08:23 AM
Apr 2012

One to comb hair, two to turn the ladder, and it's all Obama's fault that the lightbulb burned out.

Light bulb jokes (old and new) [View all] truedelphi Apr 2012 OP
Damn, we're predictable. You forgot: 1 to post a stupid smilie. nolabear Apr 2012 #1
How many DUers does it take to change a light bulb? rug Apr 2012 #2
People complain about Mineral Man? truedelphi Apr 2012 #25
Stroll through Meta. rug Apr 2012 #29
17 to post pictures of kittehs n/t sarge43 Apr 2012 #27
need help with this post - edgineered Apr 2012 #3
Please see comment number 21 before proceeding w/ Micro$oft's truedelphi Apr 2012 #23
Despite syntax msgbox, much appreciate circ.ref; would have missed it. nt edgineered Apr 2012 #28
you forgot this one Bombero1956 Apr 2012 #4
I like it! truedelphi Apr 2012 #24
Music reference... bluesbassman Apr 2012 #5
I almost didn't read to the end... IcyPeas Apr 2012 #6
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #7
A friend is putting the following into a frame and nailing it truedelphi Apr 2012 #21
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #8
How many GOP Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #9
How does Bill Clinton change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #10
How does Rmoney change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #11
How much LSD does it take to change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #12
How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #13
How does Schrodinger change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #14
And I've heard something about him needing to have truedelphi Apr 2012 #26
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a breast? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #15
How does MFM change a lightbulb? HopeHoops Apr 2012 #16
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? Bertha Venation Apr 2012 #17
How many bass players does it take to change hifiguy Apr 2012 #18
How many sound techs does it take to change a light bulb? BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2012 #19
Wanna go for a bike ride? bigwillq Apr 2012 #20
How Many Trumpet Players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Burma Jones Apr 2012 #22
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