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In the discussion thread: Light bulb jokes (old and new) [View all]

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:17 PM

rug (48,229 posts)

2. How many DUers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb.

One to ask if it's CFC.

One to say shut up unless you take a bus.

Six to hide the response.

One to complain in Meta about the hidden post.

Seventeen to complain about the jury system.

Seventeen to complain about censors.

One to complain about MineralMan.

187 to discuss the complaint about MM.

One to complain about carrots.

That's 233 but it's more on the weekend.

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29 replies	Author	Time	Post
Light bulb jokes (old and new) [View all]	truedelphi	Apr 2012	OP
Damn, we're predictable. You forgot: 1 to post a stupid smilie.	nolabear	Apr 2012	#1
How many DUers does it take to change a light bulb?	rug	Apr 2012	#2
People complain about Mineral Man?	truedelphi	Apr 2012	#25
Stroll through Meta.	rug	Apr 2012	#29
17 to post pictures of kittehs n/t	sarge43	Apr 2012	#27
need help with this post -	edgineered	Apr 2012	#3
Please see comment number 21 before proceeding w/ Micro$oft's	truedelphi	Apr 2012	#23
Despite syntax msgbox, much appreciate circ.ref; would have missed it. nt	edgineered	Apr 2012	#28
you forgot this one	Bombero1956	Apr 2012	#4
I like it!	truedelphi	Apr 2012	#24
Music reference...	bluesbassman	Apr 2012	#5
I almost didn't read to the end...	IcyPeas	Apr 2012	#6
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#7
A friend is putting the following into a frame and nailing it	truedelphi	Apr 2012	#21
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#8
How many GOP Presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#9
How does Bill Clinton change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#10
How does Rmoney change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#11
How much LSD does it take to change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#12
How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#13
How does Schrodinger change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#14
And I've heard something about him needing to have	truedelphi	Apr 2012	#26
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a breast?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#15
How does MFM change a lightbulb?	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#16
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?	Bertha Venation	Apr 2012	#17
How many bass players does it take to change	hifiguy	Apr 2012	#18
How many sound techs does it take to change a light bulb?	BlancheSplanchnik	Apr 2012	#19
Wanna go for a bike ride?	bigwillq	Apr 2012	#20
How Many Trumpet Players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	Burma Jones	Apr 2012	#22

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