9. I live in a world where up is down, black is white..
The divorce was her idea. But sometimes she's called me, crying, saying she misses me and has no motivation to do anything when I'm gone. So I go over when she's like that and she'll go to sleep while I putsy with things around the house.
She really wants to be her own person and not have to deal with the complexity of a marriage but she also wants me to be always near by when she needs me. It's like I'm dealing with two different people.
Skinner-And then I get incredulous emails from people who are shocked, shocked that discussion of chicken -- chicken fercryinoutloud -- is not allowed. As if the discussion of chicken is something that is vitally important and that everyone is really interested in.