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Response to sheshe2 (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 10:12 PM

11. OOOOH, but Ayn Rand!

That atheist who was all about selfishness, greed, and gigantic assholism!

Ryan, Ayn-- Rand, (R) -- was she his reptilian mother, did he hatch from her egg like Rand Paul? Wait--

selfishness, greed, and gigantic assholism--

Did they both hatch from eggs, perhaps placed in suspended animation?

Wait --

selfishness, greed, and gigantic assholism

--That defines the repigs, completely!

So, which came first, the reptilism, or the assholes who lined up to suck on it?

Wait--now let's add religion into the equation-- NOW how much would you pay?

But WAIT! For the first 100 callers, you also get this Gigantic Baby Jesus BUTT PLUG! And eternity in heaven! NOW how much would you pay?

But wait! You also get Mitt Romney's personal kiss on your ass!

NOW how much would you pay?

Use your credit card, unless it's one of those Mittens cancelled. Then go into bankruptcy 'cause that asshole made you spend all your own money and left you out and fucked you royally.

Thanks for playing!

You LOSE.

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