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sulphurdunn

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8. I've decided to retroactively retire

Reply to mucifer (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:32 PM

Jul 2012

ten years ago and to collect all the pension benefits that have accrued over that time. Then I'd like retroactively give myself a raise every year during that period. Finally, I think I'll retroactively return to work for a few more years.

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Meet The Press :Romney Adviser: Romney "Retroactively" Retired from Bain Capital [View all] mucifer Jul 2012 OP

Excuse me, Mucifer ejbr Jul 2012 #1

Love your tagline! mucifer Jul 2012 #2

"Retired retroactively": translation-> "Covering my lying ass." nt ladjf Jul 2012 #3

popcorn stoning anon-y-moose Jul 2012 #4

what does popcorn stoning mean? mucifer Jul 2012 #5

I can't stop giggling at this. I need retroactive griming. n/t pam4water Jul 2012 #6

That's one of the stupidest answers I've ever heard. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #7

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. bulloney Jul 2012 #10

I've decided to retroactively retire sulphurdunn Jul 2012 #8

Retroactive retirement?? jjewell Jul 2012 #9

How do you say shit like that with a straight face. Even if .... marble falls Jul 2012 #11