17. What a snake oil peddler, and that smarmy look he has while lying....arggg!
Saying "He's such a liar" isn't nearly enough, and adding swear words doesn't even help.
So I offer this:
I would like to photograph Mitt Romney's face at the instant he learns he has lost this election to Barack Obama, and share that moment with the world, so that all who so desire can bask in the anguish that Romney will feel when he realizes his failure. Only that will smooth over the abrasions caused by hearing his lying mouth tell its ugly lies. Only that will suffice.
If you want to make the perfect apple pie, you must first invent the universe.