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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 29, 2012, 06:35 AM

4. Odd - being as how he is a member of the Lost Tribe

 



Oh. Sorry. Right. Wrong.

I guess it is the Native Americans (at least the surviving, bad, brown Lamanites) who are members of the Lost Tribes. Not the Mormons themselves?? Which really gets confusing when the Church calls all non-members (including Jews?) "Gentiles."

Fortunately, when Lamanites convert to Mormonism they become "white and delightsome." It is not known what happens to Jews who convert.

Oh, yes - again, right - latest update: Sometime in the past few decades the revealed word of God changed to say "pure," instead of "white."

I do not know if that was before, or after, the Church decided that Black people (well, Black males, anyhow) could fully participate in the Church.

Terribly confusing.

However what is not confusing and is quite certain is that Mitty will still get massive donations from Israel - after all, he is willing to start a massive nuclear war on their behalf.

What could be more Christian than that?

But this confuses me too, for, when, as a kid, I asked the father of my Mormon friend if they were Christians, he said "No. We are Mormons."

Yet, that was prior to the jaunty new subtitle for The Book of Mormon: "Another Testament of Jesus Christ" - or is it "A Latter Testament of Jesus Christ" - I would swear I have seen both, so perhaps Mormons are now Christians too.

“Just as the arch crumbles if the keystone is removed, so does all the Church stand or fall with the truthfulness of the Book of Mormon”
~ LDS President Ezra Taft Benson

But how can one know the truth when it keeps changing?

Especially when all actual evidence is that Amerindians are part of the Asian Horde, not lost remnants of the Chosen People from the Middle East.

FSM: I humbly beseech You to keep Mitter's finger off of the nuclear trigger.

Prime Time he is ready for not.








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