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Sat Jul 28, 2012, 04:56 PM

43. Waiting for Godot

mormon 1: "It's reasonable to ask how long this is going to take."
mormon 2: "Yes, I suppose, but what difference does it make?"
mormon 1: "That's absurd!"
mormon 2: "Perhaps, but what if the one time you go out into the field to take a leak the spaceship arrives?"
mormon 1: "I never thought of it that way, you mean the spaceship from Golub with jesus on board?"
mormon 2: "Yes, of course. Is there some other space ship that's coming?"
mormon 1" "How would I know that?"
mormon 2: "I was just asking, don't get so defensive."
mormon 1: "Do you imagine there really is a god? And, furthermore, that he'll come back and get us after two thousand years?"
mormon 2: "Well, it's more realistic than imagining we're going to be awarded a mansion in heaven somewhere."
mormon 1: "I suppose you're right... but, what if you're not? Do I get left behind because you lost your faith?"
mormon 2: "What faith? You don't actually think anyone's coming back for us do you? I mean when you were a child did you think you were going to grow up and be president?"
mormon 1: "No, of course not. But this is different; it's the very core of our belief system."
mormon 2: Yours, perhaps, but not mine. I believe that I'm going to heaven when I die and will get 72 virgins, but no house. I'll be living under a bridge with 72 virgins."
mormon 1: "Sounds... cold?"
mormon 2: "Yes, yes it does. And that's the way the cookies crumble."

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