5. You might want to check out Jon Stewart's show from
Wednesday or Thursday night. He had a laugh your ass off, crazy response to this whole idea of Bloombergh's. Including the notion that it is silly to attack soft drink portions, when you can get a 14 ounces of pastrami sandwich with a bowl of cheese. (The shows are usually posted over at Comedy Central dot com.)
And some ice cream concoctions that would be legal according to the new Bloomberg food rules as long as it was frozen, but illegal once it melted. I guess you'd have to eat them extra fast so you won't get in trouble.