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In reply to the discussion: Mega Millions jackpot jumps to $550 million after nobody wins big prize [View all]Packerowner740
(676 posts)A blond coed, seeing that the lotto jackpot has gotten huge gets down on her knees and prays "dear God, please let me win the lottery tonight, I can really use it". That night the numbers are chosen and there is no winner.
A couple of days later the same blond coed gets on her knees and again prays "dear God, please help me win the lotto tonight, I am behind on my bills and really need the money". Again the numbers are picked and again there is no winner.
On the day of the next drawing the young blond coed goes to church, lights a candle and kneels in the front pew. She begs God to help her win the lottery, "please Lord, I may lose everything if I don't win".
Just then she hears a booming voice "hey blonde, this is God, do me a favor".
"Yes Lord" says the blonde, "anything, what can I do"?
"If you really want to win" says The Lord "Buy a lottery ticket".