1. The Catholic Church can spend more time on useless stuff
Brown shoes and not red shoes and this bunch of hooey;
Father Lombardi said the pope had decided on his couture in consultation with other Vatican officials. Benedict will also stop using the so-called fisherman’s ring to seal documents. It will be destroyed by the cardinal camerlengo, the acting head of state of Vatican City during the “sede vacante,” the canon law term used when the papacy is vacant.
"Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"