5. It's fun to eat out, but you know something, I'll be honest
I pass by all these newly-opened restaurant pretending to be fancy and fun and orgasmic, with prices to match, packed nearly every day and night, and just think to myself that I went into the wrong line of business. Half-joking, because people who are smart with money are the ones helping fools part with their own.
Anyway, I prepare almost all my meals these days.
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