Exclusive: North Korea tells China of preparations for fresh nuclear test

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4. The Onion Mentioned this in 2003.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/n-korea-wondering-what-it-has-to-do-to-attract-us,35/


"Bush says his number one priority is eliminating weapons of mass destruction, but he sure doesn't act that way," Kim said. "Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction and may be developing more. The DPRK, on the other hand, does have weapons of mass destruction and isn't about to stop making them any time soon."

"Can I be any more clear?" Kim continued. "We have nuclear bombs and delivery methods. Kablooey! There goes Anchorage! But does Bush care? Nope—he just goes on about how we're 'a diplomatic issue, not a military one.' If he even mentions us at all, that is."