8. In attempt to divert attention, Corbett takes bids on Punxsutawney Phil!
Breaking News, Corbett has just announced the Punxsutawney Phil will be sold to the highest bidder. Bids will start on February 3. Corbett feels that the state should not be in weather forecasting. UK company announces plans to off shore job and replace Phil with Jemima Puddleduck.