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longship

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27. You mean no more Dr. Jellyfingers?

Reply to FlaGranny (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 05:12 PM

Jan 2013

"Are you using the whole fist?"

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Australia's 'first bloke' says: seek small, female Asian medics for prostate checks [View all] Judi Lynn Jan 2013 OP

Obviously, he's had a few too many FYAW-Stahs BEE-Yahs nt MrScorpio Jan 2013 #1

Almost no one drinks Fosters in Australia... JoeBlowToo Jan 2013 #5

Black Swan is pretty good too. formercia Jan 2013 #18

It's obvious the fellow FlaGranny Jan 2013 #2

Actually, I agree, wholeheartedly! Ferretherder Jan 2013 #3

But why must they be asian? I understand the petite part (oh boy do I ever). AAO Jan 2013 #13

On average Asians are shorter than Caucasians. Igel Jan 2013 #32

The last dr visit was a three-fer. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #10

I'm wondering how much you would mind if it was done in your bedroom. AAO Jan 2013 #14

Mind? Then all four of us would be "doctors"!!!11! JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #20

I know a proctologist with hands like toilet seats AngryAmish Jan 2013 #12

I have a Woman for a Doctor. formercia Jan 2013 #19

You mean no more Dr. Jellyfingers? longship Jan 2013 #27

He is Austrailia's Prince Phillip jerseyjack Jan 2013 #4

How was I to know RandiFan1290 Jan 2013 #6

Any relation to "Tits" McGee of Anchorman fame? AAO Jan 2013 #15

lol RandiFan1290 Jan 2013 #24

"Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty, one dollar and nine cents!" AAO Jan 2013 #39

LOL! smirkymonkey Jan 2013 #42

The Jerk and Groundhog Day are 2 of my favorite movies of all time AAO Jan 2013 #43

When I had a baby, the doctor was a big man. When he palpated my stomach to see whatever they need morningglory Jan 2013 #7

it is not just sticking your finger up there radonc Jan 2013 #8

Would you make this an OP at some point? It's really good info, and although msanthrope Jan 2013 #9

Can a small/short slender finger do an adequate job of detecting cancer? Auntie Bush Jan 2013 #25

DRE digital rectal exam. Not as high tech as it sounds. olddad56 Jan 2013 #30

You know, even if the doctor has fingers like bananas... Orrex Jan 2013 #11

And a thorough exam for a woman also includes checking out the rectum and anal canal. Lars39 Jan 2013 #23

Don't even get me started about mammograms. Jamastiene Jan 2013 #34

And the road kill positions they put you in, having to hold your breath...urgh Lars39 Jan 2013 #35

not true. bubbayugga Jan 2013 #28

Males don't get a chunk of prostate taken out during their exams. Lars39 Jan 2013 #36

I thought it was a funny remark. Not sexist or racist. mainer Jan 2013 #16

ohh those Aussies are such cheeky people Sunlei Jan 2013 #17

How dare they out source that job. L0oniX Jan 2013 #21

I'm with the Prime Minister on this one. Demoiselle Jan 2013 #22

Prostate exam timdog44 Jan 2013 #26

And Bloomberg was quoted as saying "Look at the ass on her" (admiringly) about a woman TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #29

and if you don't like the DRE, get a high PSA and try the 10 point biopsy of your prostate. olddad56 Jan 2013 #31

Makes sense to me Nevernose Jan 2013 #33

One positive result of Tim's gaffe Matilda Jan 2013 #37

what a douche dlwickham Jan 2013 #38

Oh just find yourself a gay man Fearless Jan 2013 #40

He's supposed to be a men's health advocate or something... uriel1972 Jan 2013 #41