10. Remember The Last Dipshit Texas Governor Who Moved into the White House
broke the whole god damn planet. Remember the episode of the Simpson's when Homer was watching TV and Kent Brockman came on to report a kid leading a riot at Kamp Krusty? Homer: "Please don't be the boy, please don't be the boy!! Doh!!.--of course it was the boy! That's how I feel living in Texas everytime the national news reports on a stupid fucking teabag clown. "Please don't be prick perry....please don't be prick perry. Doh!!!!!