4. Same incident. 14 Years ago. Do people change in 14 years? We would need the exact QUOTE, not
3rd hand hearsay (TPM <--> Omaha World-Herald <-- Chuck Hagel) about what was meant, in order to determine exactly what Hagel said about Hormel.
Perhaps in 14 years Chuck Hagel has learned that Catholics laugh at nuns too, if they're funny. Being Catholic skeptical, if that's what Hagel is, could be considered a positive thing in the USA and somehow I doubt that Luxemborgians are as interested in this very old, very cold pizza as, say, some PNAC -ians are.