7. Um, hasn't their been a lot of forest fires in the last couple of years?
Doesn't Smokey get the word out to help in reminding you to do your part to not start fires (cigarette butts, not putting out campfires, etc.)?
What an absolute prick.
I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country...how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?" -- Bill Hicks