Until such time that it takes the AHoles GOP and Baggers in congress to agree to the terms of 70% off the the People. As your employers we will suspend the following privilages...
1.) Your pay will be suspended until you come to terms with The Peoples requests.
2.) All Health Benefits, which we the tax payers are picking up the tab, will become null and void. I would suggest you find a privatized plan on the open market.
3.) Any and all travel expenses will be paid out of pocket.
4.) ALL vacation time is voided. You will be required to work 40+ hours a week. As do most Americans.
5.) Your government credit cards are also null and void. No more free lunches on our time.
6.) All Potty privileges must be submitted in writing to management before you leave the floor.
Any infractions of these rules will be cause for termination forthwith!
WE the American look forward to your compliance to these rules.
Now get out on the floor and do your jobs you slackers. America is watching!