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In the discussion thread: GOP bills would give expectant parents tax credit on fetus [View all]

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Tue Nov 20, 2012, 04:56 PM

RKP5637 (25,592 posts)

39. I got my egg!!! F you! Says the #1 1%er sperm! LOL n/t

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63 replies	Author	Time	Post
GOP bills would give expectant parents tax credit on fetus [View all]	Faygo Kid	Nov 2012	OP
I'm good with that, but I want a tax deduction for each sperm.	Liberal Veteran	Nov 2012	#1
And those with a higher sperm count get a bigger tax deduction!!!	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#6
Yeah! Of millions of sperm...only one makes it to the top!	KansDem	Nov 2012	#14
I'm not scientist, but I've heard that the guy who finally gets through does so	Ed Suspicious	Nov 2012	#31
I got my egg!!! F you! Says the #1 1%er sperm! LOL n/t	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#39
Agreed! Life is precious so I want a formula taking into consideration for the Average # sperm	benld74	Nov 2012	#29
ummm - sperm are haploid - they're only worth half as much	jpak	Nov 2012	#57
and I want one for each egg each month	wordpix	Nov 2012	#59
We are going down a dangerous path. I don't know what to say.	Paper Roses	Nov 2012	#2
Next step: you can claim a deduction for that gleam in your daddy's eyes	central scrutinizer	Nov 2012	#36
If they don't cough up a baby by the next tax cycle ....	peace13	Nov 2012	#3
It's not about the tax credit	Volaris	Nov 2012	#23
Agreed.	FiveGoodMen	Nov 2012	#27
I understand.	peace13	Nov 2012	#37
Good point. Easy to implement a retroactive tax credit for pregnancies if that is the true goal.	yardwork	Nov 2012	#61
This particular contingent of the GOP is in no way, shape or form...	Volaris	Nov 2012	#62
The inevitable truth about human RE$OURCE$ which according to current business models, are purchased	patrice	Nov 2012	#4
Looney Tunes is right - Onion worthy.	cyndensco	Nov 2012	#5
Yes, how do they come up with these ideas?	DakotaLady	Nov 2012	#20
I've been waiting for this	femrap	Nov 2012	#7
They are going to move forward with these	Sekhmets Daughter	Nov 2012	#8
they could give them health care, i mean, if you really want to help the fetus	CreekDog	Nov 2012	#9
+1	Faygo Kid	Nov 2012	#41
Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)	Dubster	Nov 2012	#10
I believe this will run into the same Constitutional roadblocks as other "personhood" bills.	mac56	Nov 2012	#11
Is that just a gimmick to get a personhood amendment through?	EC	Nov 2012	#12
one word: YES	wordpix	Nov 2012	#58
So if a woman tries to have an abortion at 13 weeks, she would be committing 1st degree murder?	justice1	Nov 2012	#13
Any bill that links personhood and fetuses	shawn703	Nov 2012	#15
Do food babies count? n/t	bamacrat	Nov 2012	#16
This is cool	cosmicone	Nov 2012	#17
my thoughts too!	alp227	Nov 2012	#32
"C'mon honey, let's make whoopee!"	adieu	Nov 2012	#43
so can you use that deduction to pay for an abortion?	booley	Nov 2012	#18
It would be no use explaining to them either	davidpdx	Nov 2012	#55
More WORSHIP the Fetus	HockeyMom	Nov 2012	#19
Is this dumb-fuckery	Still Sensible	Nov 2012	#21
I hope there will be Pell Grants and tuition tax credits as well for fetuses.	klook	Nov 2012	#22
What a wonderful solution to our underpopulation problem.	Jackpine Radical	Nov 2012	#24
Wow. Now women can get pregnant every September, get the tax write off at year's end, and then	kestrel91316	Nov 2012	#25
In AZ they're pregnant two weeks before they're pregnant.	Sirveri	Nov 2012	#54
chicka chicka boom boom	lalalu	Nov 2012	#26
Actually, I would rather have Maternity Assistance	Xyzse	Nov 2012	#28
That bill is a horrifying Trojan Horse which would be a quick stepping stone	Arkana	Nov 2012	#30
And a potential death sentence for women who need an abortion for	kiranon	Nov 2012	#63
this brillant idea is consistant with my opinion of the GOPs brain trust.	olddad56	Nov 2012	#33
could a congressman get a tax credit if his mistress gets pregnant?	olddad56	Nov 2012	#34
How about a rapist?	Rozlee	Nov 2012	#40
They never give up do they...	glinda	Nov 2012	#35
What if a person is making plans to incorporate but hasn't yet? nt	valerief	Nov 2012	#38
No Trade	jb14621	Nov 2012	#42
welcome to DU!	hrmjustin	Nov 2012	#46
Thought this was from the Onion!	LeftishBrit	Nov 2012	#44
If they really cared about "life" they'd provide prenatal care instead	Hekate	Nov 2012	#45
Would it just be the parents' feti? Or could they claim it for the feti from their servants? n/t.	Ken Burch	Nov 2012	#47
ok, so if a pregnant woman commits a crime,	InsultComicDog	Nov 2012	#48
The fetus will be charged as an accessory to the crime.n/t	svpadgham	Nov 2012	#53
And I guess you should qualify for any age requirement 9 months earlier	InsultComicDog	Nov 2012	#49
If corporations are people, what is a corporate zygote?	InsultComicDog	Nov 2012	#50
Octomom would have made out pretty good.	julian09	Nov 2012	#51
What if you miscarry?	aquart	Nov 2012	#52
You'd owe back taxes! With PENALTIES!!!	davsand	Nov 2012	#56
who is validating the doctors' determination letters? What will that layer of bureaucracy cost?	wordpix	Nov 2012	#60

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