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Volaris

(10,251 posts)
2. Oh dear Lord...it's only a mystery if you're a morAn...
Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:49 PM
Nov 2012

OR, if you want the VOTES of people who are. My bet is, Mr. Rubio is inclined to the latter.

*facepalm* sakabatou Nov 2012 #1
Keep Rubio away from ANY political office. However, he plethoro Nov 2012 #133
It's a shame to see a coward in public like this. PerceptionManagement Nov 2012 #138
Oh dear Lord...it's only a mystery if you're a morAn... Volaris Nov 2012 #2
"The tides come in, the Tides go out...You can't explain this stuff" AsahinaKimi Nov 2012 #3
Everything they do is memeworthy. ElboRuum Nov 2012 #39
I can't wait for them to come out with the FOX SCIENCE network... AsahinaKimi Nov 2012 #43
Or a horror show sakabatou Nov 2012 #136
Don't forget "Constitutional Mustard" arcane1 Nov 2012 #44
is that brown or yellow? AsahinaKimi Nov 2012 #47
Yellow, of course... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #105
Oh, fuck. When did this happen?!?! ElboRuum Nov 2012 #50
"The word is 'muster' Denny...." 66 dmhlt Nov 2012 #129
I have a hard time passing Constitutional mustard. ElboRuum Nov 2012 #134
It's one of the great mysteries how a twerp like Rubio can gain power and be taken seriously byeya Nov 2012 #4
Well with that logic i guess he thinks the lalalu Nov 2012 #5
Have you ever lived in Florida? Or Illinois? Flat as bottom of an iron. ChairmanAgnostic Nov 2012 #27
LOL lalalu Nov 2012 #28
+1. I agree. Those pictures of earth taken from space were taken through circular lenses, so of progree Nov 2012 #36
space?????? rurallib Nov 2012 #60
Tell me about it! The grade on the side of my place is 45+ degrees. I'm scared to death, I tell you! freshwest Nov 2012 #68
nyah nyah! My grades were always Cs. Okay, except for those Ds. ChairmanAgnostic Nov 2012 #76
lmfao reusrename Nov 2012 #82
yup, and all the evidence to the contrary is just God testing us JI7 Nov 2012 #114
How do these nitwits get into a position of power or authority? AtheistCrusader Nov 2012 #6
they get elected by other people just like them phantom power Nov 2012 #22
This idiot or that other idiot in Louisiana, Jindal, are Warren Stupidity Nov 2012 #7
Remember the primaries? reusrename Nov 2012 #84
The Republican Primaries are 100% pure entertainment... Moostache Nov 2012 #102
These poo' bas tards jonthebru Nov 2012 #8
They, along with the Xtian Right, are responsible for the Idiocrazation of America. nt valerief Nov 2012 #11
Spelled "Rube-io" it seems! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2012 #9
Nor is he an expert on ANY of the bills on which he votes. valerief Nov 2012 #10
They didn't ask you how it was created, dumbfuck. Iggo Nov 2012 #12
Listen up, Americans. This idiot is in a position of power in your LuckyLib Nov 2012 #13
Unless he gets nailed sulphurdunn Nov 2012 #30
Obvious pandering is obvious SpartanDem Nov 2012 #14
Sure. Instead of teaching facts colorado_ufo Nov 2012 #15
Rubio may not think that he’s a scientist,... DonViejo Nov 2012 #16
So is that guy that said that the Big Bang Theory, Rozlee Nov 2012 #78
The GOP knows how to staff their committees! Losers,... DonViejo Nov 2012 #85
And that's scary! LongTomH Nov 2012 #107
So I guess they don't teach logic in law school AldoLeopold Nov 2012 #17
Or in Rubio-speak caraher Nov 2012 #20
What a great catch-all way to argue for the legitimacy of nonsense caraher Nov 2012 #18
republican template SariesNightly Nov 2012 #141
A revealing statement by the republican's pet minority. iemitsu Nov 2012 #19
Well frankly... dropboss11 Nov 2012 #21
One of the issues facing us is the depletion of "fossil fuels" jberryhill Nov 2012 #83
His answers are very relevant Lordquinton Nov 2012 #86
well, frankly, it certainly does. cali Nov 2012 #112
You mention education as one of the topics Rubio ought to be answering questions about iemitsu Nov 2012 #139
Oh, not this shit again! Suji to Seoul Nov 2012 #23
He should be eliminated from the presidential race based on his dumbfuckery beliefs. JRLeft Nov 2012 #24
Tio Tomas. 'nuf said. malachi Nov 2012 #25
What an asshole. jerseyjack Nov 2012 #26
Sorry --- jerseyjack Nov 2012 #29
And this is what you say when you're afraid to lose your base. truthisfreedom Nov 2012 #31
It's possible that it was created in 7 days. onehandle Nov 2012 #32
Republicans -- The Juggalo Party(tm) phantom power Nov 2012 #33
This subthread shall be devoted to the explanation of magnets. ElboRuum Nov 2012 #40
First you need to plug it in......... nt griloco Nov 2012 #54
As one of their prophets taught us... jtuck004 Nov 2012 #34
I had never seen that video before AldoLeopold Nov 2012 #69
Pls, Pls, Let Him get the Republican Nomination in 2016 dem in texas Nov 2012 #35
Pandering four years early for the jesus vote. sarcasmo Nov 2012 #37
Oh my God silhouete2 Nov 2012 #38
"a country where people should have the opportunity to teach them all." BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #41
We are the aliens man Rambis Nov 2012 #42
To me, the part of his statement that is the most unnerving is eyewall Nov 2012 #45
+1 villager Nov 2012 #58
Republicans don't get it. Reality trumps fairy tales and unicorns and wishful thinking. Period. Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2012 #46
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the GOP's candidate for 2016. n/t eggplant Nov 2012 #48
Does anyone give a shit at the lunacy of some... santamargarita Nov 2012 #49
"I’m not a scientist, man" CheapShotArtist Nov 2012 #51
"I'm not a scientist, man" liberalmuse Nov 2012 #52
Well I'm not a scientist but I KNOW the earth WASN'T created in 7 days! Auntie Bush Nov 2012 #53
They should've asked him if the Earth is flat. nt CJCRANE Nov 2012 #55
I’m not a scientist, man - But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!!!! benld74 Nov 2012 #56
Parents should be able to teach their children nitwit ideas without interference. olegramps Nov 2012 #57
"I’m not a scientist, man" handmade34 Nov 2012 #59
These people are to stupid to be allowed to reproduce Marrah_G Nov 2012 #61
I'm not a sicentist either, man Mz Pip Nov 2012 #62
He's right, he's not a scientist...he's a panderer. Rubio, stop using that credit card for personal louslobbs Nov 2012 #63
Carbon dating, baby. Fantastic Anarchist Nov 2012 #64
Now that is a problem.... WCGreen Nov 2012 #95
Where will it end? Won't anyone think of the children??? CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #96
No one ever thinks of the children... WCGreen Nov 2012 #97
LOL ... Fantastic Anarchist Nov 2012 #115
Not funny, scary. Up2Late Nov 2012 #65
Sounds like someone's trying to speak to the Republican base. ck4829 Nov 2012 #66
The Rube shows his true colors... SoapBox Nov 2012 #67
It's the rubber bands that I just can't get my head around.... WCGreen Nov 2012 #70
the humor never stops SariesNightly Nov 2012 #142
six days.... JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2012 #71
Exactly customerserviceguy Nov 2012 #118
Rubio's a fucking Catholic leftlibdem420 Nov 2012 #72
Are we even here? DollarBillHines Nov 2012 #73
I don't know, maaan. ck4829 Nov 2012 #75
fucking magnets, how do they work? frylock Nov 2012 #74
shhhh.. magnets are magic tape sent as proof miracles do exist... velcro too tomm2thumbs Nov 2012 #91
Jesus! Don't tell him how the moon got here! AlbertCat Nov 2012 #77
St. Augustine said: CreekDog Nov 2012 #79
He's clearly wrong. By the 7th day, God (who looks like us, if you are a male) had already finished. AnotherMcIntosh Nov 2012 #80
....and played nine holes of golf! LongTomH Nov 2012 #109
NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME. aquart Nov 2012 #81
He doesn't want to take a position because he doesn't want to anger the base. drm604 Nov 2012 #87
He's not a Senator, either, but he plays one in Congress...... lastlib Nov 2012 #88
He'll have 3 years to assemble more of these winners ahead of his assumed run for Prez tomm2thumbs Nov 2012 #89
As Stephanie Miller says Liberalynn Nov 2012 #90
You don't have to be scientist to have common sense. Third Doctor Nov 2012 #92
He may not be a scientist but.... The Dude Nov 2012 #93
What's even more a mystery is how rubio functions without a brain. nt Javaman Nov 2012 #94
2 plus 2 equals.....well, who knows? I'm not a mathematician IDemo Nov 2012 #98
Just because Rubio is not "a scientist".. does that have to make Cha Nov 2012 #99
Reads like some lines cut out of the script of "The Big Lebowski" Blue_Tires Nov 2012 #100
This isn't that bad. Hosnon Nov 2012 #101
You're also not a theologian, dude Nonhlanhla Nov 2012 #103
Thanks for this commentary LongTomH Nov 2012 #110
He's certainly no rocket scientist! LeftishBrit Nov 2012 #104
The real question... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #106
Gee whiz wrath of medusa Nov 2012 #108
And "germs" is just a theory, man. ancianita Nov 2012 #111
It is an indictment of our society tabasco Nov 2012 #113
"I don’t think I’m qualified to answer a question like that" <---Damn right. Ash_F Nov 2012 #116
He's just pandering, he's a Catholic and the RCC actually considers Creationism heretical. Odin2005 Nov 2012 #117
well, believers mostly think God gave the example of what He did to form the galaxies, not sure it's Divine Discontent Nov 2012 #119
Earth was created in 7 days PatrynXX Nov 2012 #120
You're also not qualified to be a senator but that hasn't stopped you, has it? N/T BlueStater Nov 2012 #121
Arrogance: "*People* may never know, because *I* don't know." Beartracks Nov 2012 #122
Maybe we have gravity because the Earth sucks. JohnnyRingo Nov 2012 #123
They wear ignorance like a badge of honor. gtar100 Nov 2012 #124
Rubio to English translation: merrily Nov 2012 #125
He's not a leader. A leader would support science, reality. He's a follower, corrupted by power. nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2012 #126
A **rube** is a yokel, a dimwit. We can call him RUBEio from now on. Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2012 #127
Wow! That's a hard veer to the Right isn't it? lunatica Nov 2012 #128
The dope calls himself a Catholic. FlaGranny Nov 2012 #130
Yipee Marco BE10sCoach Nov 2012 #131
He thinks scientific literacy has "nothing to do with the GDP or economic growth." Overseas Nov 2012 #132
He hasn't seen TROPIC THUNDER: "Never go full retard." yurbud Nov 2012 #135
Yep, He's Running for President Alright .... YOHABLO Nov 2012 #137
only in america SariesNightly Nov 2012 #140
Science is not a theology. Scientific truths, while contingent, are 'true' regardless of individual Monk06 Nov 2012 #143
Who knows if the sun will rise tomorrow? I'm not a weatherman ksecus Nov 2012 #144
lol Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #145
I don't understand the problem. Pebbles and Bam-Bam had pet dinosaurs. Right?? retread Nov 2012 #146
I suspect... and I could be wrong, Quantess Nov 2012 #147
My father's favourite (mocking) phrase... rmarmion Nov 2012 #148
Welcome to DU! hrmjustin Nov 2012 #149
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