4. I was once fired as editor of a MS high school paper for reporting student "hijinks".
In my case it really was hijinks, kids being rowdy on a band trip but doing no harm. And they were bragging about it in a quote they wanted me to include. Sadly, they shot the messenger. Ah, the 70s, which in many ways in Mississippi it still is.
...and Lord, we lifted over the Delta, carried together on the broad, unbroken back of the blues.