Reply #61

Seems kind of weird that Romney's site is still up taking contributions and selling merchandise. Once a capitalist, always a capitalist.

Well, just in time for Christmas, here is, "The 12 Days of Romney" for your enjoyment.

"THE 12 DAYS OF ROMNEY"

On the first day of Romney, my true love gave to me
A flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the second day of Romney, my true love gave to me
No Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the third day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the fourth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the fifth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Lame 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the sixth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the seventh day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the eighth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
A pink slip for Big Bird
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the ninth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Terminal Romnesia
A pink slip for Big Bird
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the tenth day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Women full of binders
Terminal Romnesia
A pink slip for Big Bird
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the eleventh day of Romney, my true love gave to me
Bayonets and horses
Women full of binders
Terminal Romnesia
A pink slip for Big Bird
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
And a flip flopper in a Pear Tree

On the twelfth day of Romney, my true love was aghast
Out with Roe V. Wade
Bayonets and horses
Women full of binders
Terminal Romnesia
A pink slip for Big Bird
Jobs that go to China
Tax cuts for the rich
Lame, 5 point plans
Akin’ mouthin’ off
Ryan lyin’ hard
No more Medicare
AND A FLIP FLOPPER IN A PEAR TREE!