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NinetySix

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73. Nah. Just like anything else, vote for Obama, then ask for Jesus to forgive you.

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 11:21 PM

Oct 2012

If it works for infidelity, theft, and even murder, then why not something as innocuous as casting a ballot?

The theocrats hardly bother to veil their contempt for democracy anymore. Dissent is mortal sin, independence of thought is unforgivable immorality, submission to authority is the price of admission at the Pearly Gates.

Don't bother to ask how these wise men know with such clarity and absolute certainty the Divine Will. Just understand that to doubt them is to risk your eternal soul.

Just do as they tell you, and no one gets hurt.

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Mike Huckabee Warns Christians: Obama Vote Will Crumple In Hell's Fire [View all] Adenoid_Hynkel Oct 2012 OP

good grief... these people are truely sick. DCBob Oct 2012 #1

SPot on. Truly sick. snagglepuss Oct 2012 #6

sick.... kardonb Oct 2012 #21

God really, really don't like them... movonne Nov 2012 #114

Poor Mike Suckabee ProudToBeBlueInRhody Oct 2012 #2

Blah, blah, blah..... TheDebbieDee Oct 2012 #3

Scam for the stupid and easily led. He doesn't believe a word of it. freshwest Nov 2012 #86

Mile, those voices you are hearing, probably not God. Increase your meds. olddad56 Oct 2012 #4

I Used To Have A higher Opinion Of Huckabee - No More cantbeserious Oct 2012 #5

Agreed. Salviati Oct 2012 #11

Usually one must ride the subway at 3 am to hear such words of wisdom. JoePhilly Oct 2012 #7

LOL So true... DURHAM D Oct 2012 #30

+1 and he didnt even offer to heal me! lunasun Nov 2012 #81

Guess I'm going to Hell for my vote! Marthe48 Oct 2012 #8

hell kardonb Oct 2012 #24

Because you don't know what Hell is like. JohnnyRingo Oct 2012 #28

From a fellow Ohioan ... ladym55 Oct 2012 #53

I'm in Ohio by the river Marthe48 Oct 2012 #66

A wise man once said... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2012 #58

Oooh... I said that to my fundamentalist mother back when I was about 19 yrs old SemperEadem Oct 2012 #61

Love that song! tavalon Nov 2012 #92

I have one problem with the song... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #116

Good point tavalon Nov 2012 #117

The more you try to hem a kid in... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #118

Smart people you are! tavalon Nov 2012 #119

I have always loved that line. AngryOldDem Nov 2012 #97

A lot of us are. AngryOldDem Nov 2012 #96

Mike time to push away from the table Actionman Oct 2012 #9

tell us about letting to christians out of jail so they could murder people Mike Botany Oct 2012 #10

What a sick fuck. DURHAM D Oct 2012 #12

Fucking imbecile The Wizard Oct 2012 #13

Please tell me this was an article from the Onion LynneSin Oct 2012 #14

The Holy roller donnasgirl Oct 2012 #15

Thank you, Mike "God" Huckabee Zambero Oct 2012 #16

Can I use my first vote to get in, or isn't just the second? bloomington-lib Oct 2012 #17

What a perfectly sane ad Blue Owl Oct 2012 #18

... ‘‘Don’t Mormons,’’ he asked .., ‘‘believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?" ... struggle4progress Oct 2012 #19

As always xfundy Oct 2012 #20

When did abortion and gay marriage come to define what it means to be a Christian? Adenoid_Hynkel Oct 2012 #22

Blaspheming superstitious threats. patrice Oct 2012 #23

Now they're pulling out the boogieman JohnnyRingo Oct 2012 #25

That sums it up. Amonester Oct 2012 #31

How come God didn't do shit Liberalagogo Oct 2012 #26

This asshole is going to burn in Hell himself oldbanjo Oct 2012 #27

This Says It All chuckstevens Oct 2012 #29

A short look at Huckaby will show the reasons this Southern Baptist is no longer Baptist. Thinkingabout Oct 2012 #32

If they're crazy enough to believe him, they're lost. nt valerief Oct 2012 #33

Why didn't he run this time, now that he is part of the one percent, thanks to FOX ? julian09 Oct 2012 #34

LOL! louslobbs Oct 2012 #35

I thought it was wrong to pass judgement? Does Huckabee think he is God? Kteachums Oct 2012 #36

Elect a Republican SCVDem Oct 2012 #37

Must be where my asshole brother gets it. liberal N proud Oct 2012 #38

I remember awhile Livluvgrow Oct 2012 #39

Why do I see an ad against Sherrod Brown on your post doc03 Oct 2012 #40

Google ads - not my doing Adenoid_Hynkel Oct 2012 #47

Something called Foramerica n/t doc03 Oct 2012 #50

A free ticket to Hell? Lilma Oct 2012 #41

Pulling manipulation tactics that are deep rooted in people's unenquired worldviews. 4saken Oct 2012 #42

They are just going full out on the crazy this time around. Initech Oct 2012 #43

What a nutcase Politicub Oct 2012 #44

Another minister said although Mormonism is a cult Iliyah Oct 2012 #45

I'm laughing. . . BigDemVoter Oct 2012 #46

Huckabee doesn't want Christians to vote for a Christian? savalez Oct 2012 #48

You need to read your book Mike DonCoquixote Oct 2012 #49

Great quotes davidthegnome Nov 2012 #82

These verses totally describe the republican party to a tee! workinclasszero Nov 2012 #100

I am a former Southern Baptist minister (no lie), and as far as I am concened, Huckabee rateyes Oct 2012 #51

Who the hell is this guy? ellie Oct 2012 #52

They warned Huck at Woodstock, "Don't take the brown acid !" Monk06 Oct 2012 #54

I'll bring the marshmallows - who has the graham crackers? TheCowsCameHome Oct 2012 #55

Why hasn't he for the last 4 years. Panasonic Oct 2012 #56

Mike Huckabee has now demonstrated that he is truly batshit crazy ladym55 Oct 2012 #57

that kind of hell exists only in your mind, buster SemperEadem Oct 2012 #59

Well said. classof56 Oct 2012 #75

Damn angrychair Oct 2012 #60

Do all fundies have shit for brains? Canuckistanian Oct 2012 #62

Completely Intolerant elbloggoZY27 Oct 2012 #63

He Needs Help. Barbara2423 Oct 2012 #64

"I know Lucifer so well I call him by his first Name!" Cobalt-60 Oct 2012 #65

This is simple. Prove it. WHEN CRABS ROAR Oct 2012 #67

Satan is strong in mike Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #68

Cause God lives on Kolob and loves polytheism????? McCamy Taylor Oct 2012 #69

Huckabee is totally twisted. How are we to know he's not Satan in a suit? Berlum Nov 2012 #101

Satan: Mike huckabee will be joining me in hell's fire ;) nt adigal Oct 2012 #70

It's no wonder why Jimmy Carter has distanced himself from these poisoned morans. L0oniX Oct 2012 #71

God is too busy fixing football games daleo Oct 2012 #72

Nah. Just like anything else, vote for Obama, then ask for Jesus to forgive you. NinetySix Oct 2012 #73

Hahahahaha! nt ZombieHorde Oct 2012 #74

How many of these big-name charlatans REALLY believe in a biblical God? BlueMan Votes Oct 2012 #76

The likes of Huckabee are what led me to walk away from a Southern Baptist Church classof56 Oct 2012 #77

Such a hypocritical ass-hat... Hulk Nov 2012 #78

If there is a hell, Huckabee is going straight there after he strokes out. SunSeeker Nov 2012 #79

Kook peacebo Nov 2012 #80

Just gotta add my 2 cents to the pontificating A$$hole.. that's it. Cha Nov 2012 #83

God told me otherwise. sofa king Nov 2012 #84

Fear, Guilt, Punishment LarryNM Nov 2012 #85

That's Right .. Hell and Damnation Is All They Have YOHABLO Nov 2012 #87

Huckabee needs to read the Bible dmcrane1 Nov 2012 #88

Well I guess there's a first time for everything. bluesbassman Nov 2012 #90

Mike Huckabee is officially DARK SIDED!!! Kurovski Nov 2012 #89

Huckabee the huckster, at it again tavalon Nov 2012 #91

Wow, I don't even want to get started on a response to this n/t condoleeza Nov 2012 #93

Seriously, what % of humans are just certifiably crazy? condoleeza Nov 2012 #94

Ah, yes...when all else fails, trot out the spiritual blackmail. n/t AngryOldDem Nov 2012 #95

And Huckabeee, you're going to Hell for the way you torture your bass guitar. mikeytherat Nov 2012 #98

Funny, in my Bible what saves you from hell is workinclasszero Nov 2012 #99

Shut the Fuck Up.. sendero Nov 2012 #102

Mike Huckabee John2 Nov 2012 #103

All this guy needs is a mustache and an arm band eringer Nov 2012 #104

Fart noises. Solly Mack Nov 2012 #105

Yea!!! I'm going to burn in hell!!! Some idioit, Right Wing nut case says so!! sinkingfeeling Nov 2012 #106

Hey Mike! Bite me! n/t VWolf Nov 2012 #107

Election fraud svpadgham Nov 2012 #108

Tax the churches. They_Live Nov 2012 #109

democracy not theocracy! Democrats_win Nov 2012 #110

Furthermore, does it make any sense that Jesus would want them to vote for the liars FiveGoodMen Nov 2012 #112

Who made Fuckabee the God of hell fire? TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #111

Uh, yeah, this is why I'm an agnostic... dchill Nov 2012 #113

Doesn't he think Mormonism is a cult? KamaAina Nov 2012 #115

"CRUMPLE"? WTF is a "crumple"??? stlsaxman Nov 2012 #120

The Hateparade never stops! nt and-justice-for-all Nov 2012 #121