11. "...something the Bible expressly chastises..."
No, that would be Jesus. Those religious types don't seem to know much about the teachings of Jesus. My S.O. was taught by Jesuits, and it's been quite the education for me too.
Most of 'em can't seem to handle the ten commandments. I'm surrounded by them at the family farm in the western wilds of Virginia - a good friend (female) has got dueling Romney bumperstickers on her car. I think her husband may have decorated it, but I'm itching to ask her "Would you really vote for the guy who wants to make sure you can never have another breast exam?" After all, all women's health issues are now exactly equal to abortion, according to the leading Republicans.