Latest Breaking News
In reply to the discussion: Iran Guard commander: ‘Nothing will remain’ of Israel if it attacks [View all]sofa king
(10,857 posts)Once I was drunk as a monkey in some motel along a beach somewhere in Florida during Spring Break, when these guys from Alaska showed up. They were still wearing flannel and jeans, and were drinking whiskey and roaring like Vikings from their balcony nearby as I and my friends watched.
Finally, some other drunk guy from the motel across the street started shouting back, telling the Alaskans to shut the hell up.
So, the two parties traded vile insults for the better part of half an hour, with an occasional thrown object, until an exhausted cop showed up, hit both sides with a flashlight beam, and told them that if he had to come back, he'd haul them all in.
As the police car moved down the strip and quiet descended, one of the Alaskans leaned over the balcony. "Hey you, over there! Are you still there?" he called politely.
"Yeah," the other guy called back, "I'm here."
"Fuck you!"