13. Go back to your crappy website, you little freak.
I see your terrible party may select its boring, uninspiring presidential nominee today. A man that NO ONE likes and whose chief selling point is that he isn't Barack Obama, not because of his own likeable, positive qualities (because the talking fence post clearly doesn't have them). You must feel so proud. Congratulations. As for me, I'm just going to enjoy seeing that phony bastard get stomped in November and then never having to see his fake, plastic smile ever again.
I hope you accomplished whatever it was you were hoping to achieve by joining this website, pinhead. Now kindly fuck off.