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They kept it on the leash and kept throwing it BAC-O's pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #1
DUzy! Nt PCIntern Jul 2012 #25
Lol!!!! XanaDUer Jul 2012 #32
stupid is as stupid does...this is some outstanding stupid spanone Jul 2012 #2
That is so ignorant of you. Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2012 #3
Silly person. God supressed their natural instincts while they were in the Ark. malthaussen Jul 2012 #4
Gawd suppressed everybody's bodily functions for the duration, just like he kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #40
Fundies told me that they took Dino EGGS on the ark, so no feeding or clean-up was required. JoePhilly Jul 2012 #44
Forget t-rex. What did all the other animals eat? Not to mention how did they fit that uppityperson Jul 2012 #5
BabyJesus™ has a shrink ray. DUHHH. xfundy Jul 2012 #7
Good grief, Jesus wasn't on the ark. That was Noah. Jesus wasn't for another couple thousand yrs. uppityperson Jul 2012 #13
There are nearly 1 million different species of insects alone aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #9
This link says all he took were farm animals which leads me to wonder where koala bears came from uppityperson Jul 2012 #14
From the koala bear farm pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #18
What I want to know is where the duckbilled platypi came from. kestrel91316 Jul 2012 #41
Maybe it had to do with the closeness of all those animals in the ark? Or it was just a joke. uppityperson Jul 2012 #43
Interestingly, the original Noah was more intelligent Generic Other Jul 2012 #24
No problem. What has gotten into the story is irksome. Seeds make more sense but... uppityperson Jul 2012 #30
I hate how humans cast both their greatest deeds and their worst as a higher power's doing Generic Other Jul 2012 #35
Ever read the book "Mister God, this is Anna"? It is annoyingly cute but has uppityperson Jul 2012 #37
I lived in a house where the previous tenant walked through a sliding glass door Generic Other Jul 2012 #38
It missed the Coulter branch MichiganVote Jul 2012 #6
wHERE's the unicorn? Generic Other Jul 2012 #8
That's easily answered: malthaussen Jul 2012 #12
Forward berth pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #17
Otherwise (due to a mistake in translation) known as "the kitchen". Buns_of_Fire Jul 2012 #21
I heard Noah carried a lot of intestinal parasites Generic Other Jul 2012 #23
No, Dinosaurs went extinct because they were not on the ark. Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #10
God made him nicer, duh! Iggo Jul 2012 #11
No. They were Banging a Gong ( get it on). HooptieWagon Jul 2012 #15
Simple dietary change sarisataka Jul 2012 #16
Don't go nitpicking every piece of fiction you read... nt Comrade_McKenzie Jul 2012 #19
Was this before or after Zeus flooded the Earth Art_from_Ark Jul 2012 #20
ROFL Mr Dixon Jul 2012 #22
There is no way I could that museum. RebelOne Jul 2012 #26
It did it did nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #27
No sillier than many other routine beliefs. Warren Stupidity Jul 2012 #28
The important thing is to apply this same impeccable logic to 20score Jul 2012 #29
Robot Chicken Explains Exactly What Happened to Dinosaurs Yavin4 Jul 2012 #31
Seeing that everyone pretty much agrees that the Noah Story and other Tall Tales are KatChatter Jul 2012 #33
If you're going to start with the bible cbrer Jul 2012 #34
Eggs. Liberal Jesus Freak Jul 2012 #36
Wait that's Daenyris in GAME of THRONES Generic Other Jul 2012 #39
The myth of Noah's ark is common to MANY religions ... spin Jul 2012 #42
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