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28. You're telling me. I tried to call my father, but my calling plan doesn't cover the afterlife
Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:52 PM
Jun 2012

Which kind of makes sense, since he was a Jew.

creepy, just creepy irisblue Jun 2012 #1
Positively presidential BeyondGeography Jun 2012 #2
LOL! I needed that! w8liftinglady Jun 2012 #30
LOL! Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #3
I read your first line as something else. PCIntern Jun 2012 #4
LOL! Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #6
Don't be sorry… Great stuff! Nt PCIntern Jun 2012 #9
It means you should go to 711 and get some cookies treestar Jun 2012 #5
… And stay away from Wawa's! Nt PCIntern Jun 2012 #8
I want cheesey grits now. Aerows Jun 2012 #29
Made my day Mira Jun 2012 #7
be thankful you still have your job. rurallib Jun 2012 #10
It means, you are a long way from home. siligut Jun 2012 #11
Awww.... MrMickeysMom Jun 2012 #12
Buffalo? Hey you're not too far from me BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #13
Well done. H2O Man Jun 2012 #14
Oh come off it--we know you "scrambled up on that patrol car" yourself! MADem Jun 2012 #15
Undoubtedly, his touchscreen system was malfunctioning and ordered those actions for him. Arkansas Granny Jun 2012 #16
Wonder if Mitt has a servant who wipes his butt? Lint Head Jun 2012 #17
Just saw the movie The Dictator + SBC had one lunasun Jun 2012 #25
K&R! Thanks for the laugh........... TheDebbieDee Jun 2012 #18
Hilarious malaise Jun 2012 #19
something strange is going on grantcart Jun 2012 #20
Did you shit on his roof? n/t cherokeeprogressive Jun 2012 #21
Hadn't thought of that! PCIntern Jun 2012 #23
Did he drop you off naked? I thought that was part of the traditional hazing thing. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #22
Title should be: Attack of the Romneybot JDPriestly Jun 2012 #24
This is brilliant Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #26
PURE GREATNESS Skittles Jun 2012 #27
You're telling me. I tried to call my father, but my calling plan doesn't cover the afterlife REP Jun 2012 #28
I love it gopiscrap Jun 2012 #31
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