11. I dread the hair style competition at the convention
Maybe Mitt ought to go with a mullet to balance Trump's comb-over and down. Then, maybe Ann should adopt a Janice Crouch do. (Google her -- she's a Trinity Broadcasting Network religious criminal).
Possibilities here are endless. It could turn the election... Well, maybe not.
on edit: but at least it might make the RNC convention more entertaining. Everybody make sure you're well stocked with popcorn and booze, the latter for the inevitable RNC drinking game. Expect a doozy of a hangover the next morning.