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89. There are a chunk of former mormons.

Mon May 14, 2012, 12:46 PM

May 2012

I cannot quantify how many, but if not outright apologists, there are those on DU who provide contextualization.... of which I am one.

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Magic Underwear. Soooo, I don't know.....do they really exist? [View all] BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 OP

They do exist, but one has to remove their head to wear them. alfredo May 2012 #1

How do they end up having so many kids? bluesbassman May 2012 #9

I think it is the only time alcohol is allowed. I think it is required. alfredo May 2012 #23

Even the dog didn't want anything to do with it madokie May 2012 #96

Victoria's Secret's got nothing on them... hlthe2b May 2012 #48

I guess they have a use in the cold. alfredo May 2012 #53

Have you ever noticed the way Romney Control-Z May 2012 #66

Glad I could be of service. alfredo May 2012 #70

And you have been, Control-Z May 2012 #72

I took it as intended. alfredo May 2012 #78

He's not stiff if you don't believe it just unzip him says wife Ann madokie May 2012 #97

I hope they are cleaner than the undies in the photo. sarcasmo May 2012 #2

Those actually ARE clean jmowreader May 2012 #36

Do they have magic lingerie, for those romantic times when Ann unzips her Mittens? aint_no_life_nowhere May 2012 #3

magic lingerie flamingdem May 2012 #24

That was a senseless and cruel image to put in our heads. liberalmuse May 2012 #27

I thought that was when they wore it. During the first weeks of marriage or something. n/t vaberella May 2012 #51

They start wearing it on their wedding day obamanut2012 May 2012 #55

Are they allowed to take it off and wash it? LiberalEsto May 2012 #68

Is it mean if I say I want to put out an online dare for someone to pull Romney's pants down?! n/t vaberella May 2012 #90

OK, from what I know.... Swede Atlanta May 2012 #4

They don't get excommunicated LadyHawkAZ May 2012 #10

LOL!! Voice for Peace May 2012 #44

very informative! Yeesh BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #11

I think you can also qualify for the underwear by completing a "mission" dflprincess May 2012 #13

Lol - no you get them when you go through the Temple FreeState May 2012 #15

Point of fact: No, you can also go through the temple without them. boppers May 2012 #18

That's not considered going through the temple FreeState May 2012 #22

I figured we'd get hung up on terminology. boppers May 2012 #30

I sometimes forget non-LDS people don't catch the terms FreeState May 2012 #32

I got as far as Aaronic. Didn't make it to Moronic. :P boppers May 2012 #40

A friend of mine is 40, ex LDS obamanut2012 May 2012 #56

'...hitched "forever", in essence sealed to one another.' unkachuck May 2012 #14

The "arm or foot" is total poppycock. boppers May 2012 #19

Nope - it's a discontinued practice, not a myth n/t FreeState May 2012 #21

Like jews who kill animals as sacrifice. boppers May 2012 #28

Yes, but it was practiced until very recently FreeState May 2012 #34

So, dead people. boppers May 2012 #35

What are you talking about? FreeState May 2012 #38

Oh, it's (polygamy) a RW attack line. boppers May 2012 #41

Is it true that when a couple is sealed, the woman is given another name blueamy66 May 2012 #58

Everyone who goes through gets a new name FreeState May 2012 #64

wow blueamy66 May 2012 #71

Clearing up a couple things FreeState May 2012 #20

There are also messages sown in them... liberalmuse May 2012 #29

...about the messages and some history here: bhikkhu May 2012 #39

This message was self-deleted by its author blueamy66 May 2012 #57

That dog looks horrified at those skid-marked drawers! MADem May 2012 #5

There's a joke I'd make sakabatou May 2012 #6

I don't know about that wendylaroux May 2012 #7

The REAL question: What does DUer underpants know... pinboy3niner May 2012 #8

yeahhhhh, now that you mention it...... BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #12

Those crazy jews and their yarmulkes and talit... boppers May 2012 #16

if there was some jackass Jewish candidate, using his religiosity BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #25

Do you ever worry this kind of hate might backfire? boppers May 2012 #33

I guess I better watch my hate for a lying predator animal abuser BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #37

The bible has countless examples of ritual Jewish animal sacrifice. boppers May 2012 #42

uh gee, maybe that's because Jews haven't done that for a millenia or two cali May 2012 #52

Religion is discombobulated. boppers May 2012 #74

are you saying the dog on the car was religious act? nt arely staircase May 2012 #67

Only if it wore magic dog underwear. nt LiberalEsto May 2012 #69

... Arugula Latte May 2012 #110

Then why are you wasting space talking about his underwear? and his religion? HiPointDem May 2012 #76

he invites it by using his religion to beat people with , and his religion invites it BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #82

If any group or religion sticks their nose into my business, they will be mocked. alfredo May 2012 #26

You must have a very full dance card. eom boppers May 2012 #31

It's a full time job. alfredo May 2012 #65

Billions of people on the planet following the writings of old men snooper2 May 2012 #84

The particular props and texts used by a person making a theatrical display of their own Bluenorthwest May 2012 #59

DUrec! lunatica May 2012 #62

Thank you!!!! BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #79

Well thought, and said. boppers May 2012 #88

umm, I think she's debating your insistence that poking fun at mitty's religion BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #91

I am learning to know when I need to back off, and think. boppers May 2012 #92

gee, this was nice to read :) BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #94

We all grow. DU Helps me grow. boppers May 2012 #98

me too BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #99

+1. Mitt Romney is a Mormon, that's the big campaign issue. Or his dog, or how he says 'grits'. HiPointDem May 2012 #75

There are a chunk of former mormons. boppers May 2012 #89

A primer on magic underwear Jello Biafra May 2012 #17

This was very funny. murielm99 May 2012 #43

I read somewhere that the compass and square symbols on their underwear were derived aint_no_life_nowhere May 2012 #46

Oh, it's not just the garments. boppers May 2012 #73

That poor bloodhound doesn't look happy. Union Scribe May 2012 #45

Yes, they are sold by Fruit of the Loon. n/t deacon May 2012 #47

Mitt Romney has never slept naked with his wife. nt alphafemale May 2012 #49

Why does the dog look terrified of them? vaberella May 2012 #50

Yes, and you can buy them online obamanut2012 May 2012 #54

"I agree with 3,000 years of recorded history. Bluenorthwest May 2012 #60

+1000 Wind Dancer May 2012 #109

I always thought THIS was magic underwear. . . jcboon May 2012 #61

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAHAHAaalAOALAOALAAHHA!! BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #63

I object to ridiculing a candidate's religious beliefs. MineralMan May 2012 #77

I'm sorry, but I don't believe it's as simplistic as ridiculing an innocent's religious beliefs. BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #80

The thing is that I'm an atheist. MineralMan May 2012 #85

I do see your point here BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #86

Well, yeah, but that doesn't matter now. Wait until after you die. Major Hogwash May 2012 #102

They can baptize me all they want. MineralMan May 2012 #103

Well, now you've done it. mac56 May 2012 #81

scrupulosity. BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #83

MITTENS IS A NEVERNUDE!!!11!1 Erose999 May 2012 #87

Do You Have To Clean Magic Underwear? Yavin4 May 2012 #93

are you kidding? BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #95

If they get dirty, just wear them inside-out JustABozoOnThisBus May 2012 #104

Proud to be the 100th reply to this filthy, disgusting thread. Major Hogwash May 2012 #100

*snort* BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #101

Some of mine are not magic, but they are immortal JustABozoOnThisBus May 2012 #105

LOL!! BlancheSplanchnik May 2012 #106

Skidmark joke? Skidmarks are no joking matter, Blanche! JustABozoOnThisBus May 2012 #108

Reminds me of the Hank Williams line about his car... pinboy3niner May 2012 #107

So you wear holy garments, too. Arugula Latte May 2012 #111