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calimary

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70. OMG!!! DUzy!!!

Reply to hughee99 (Reply #18)

Sat Feb 21, 2015, 01:00 AM

Feb 2015

Or maybe he's the First Divine Dude?

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Dead for 48 minutes, Catholic Priest claims God is female [View all] kpete Feb 2015 OP

We Pagans have been saying this same thign for centuries. eom MohRokTah Feb 2015 #1

was she from Maryland? big_dog Feb 2015 #2

If there is a God, let that be a temporary tattoo. LOL. Vinca Feb 2015 #92

HAHAHAHA!! The Vatican is just going to HATE that! Warpy Feb 2015 #3

plus 100 Liberal_in_LA Feb 2015 #12

Akhenaten's god, the Aten, was sexless. hifiguy Feb 2015 #15

Supposedly, but you know the priests of the time all gave it a penis Warpy Feb 2015 #16

Oh my goddess I'm dying F4lconF16 Feb 2015 #77

"Extruding fired-clay building materials" Aerows Feb 2015 #25

Aww. Thank you Aerows. hifiguy Feb 2015 #48

!!! cwydro Feb 2015 #91

ROFL!!! calimary Feb 2015 #60

ha! thanks for decoding that! My brain was frozen. bbgrunt Feb 2015 #66

I have always believed hifiguy Feb 2015 #80

The wages of a classical education-- eridani Feb 2015 #82

Only 2,000 years - a female deity has been honored/worshiped as Mother Goddess far longer than that Hestia Feb 2015 #37

I've never understood why a god is assigned a gender. Chemisse Feb 2015 #42

Its not like God needs genitals to reproduce... VanillaRhapsody Feb 2015 #57

That's Mary story and she stuck to it itsrobert Feb 2015 #78

They are pissed BrotherIvan Feb 2015 #53

Can't wait to see their reaction. Initech Feb 2015 #85

There won't be one, because this is a story taken from a satire site. Brickbat Feb 2015 #87

Ha, the line between real and satire gets blurred every day. Initech Feb 2015 #89

I can just hear it. jwirr Feb 2015 #93

and, she's pissed. leveymg Feb 2015 #4

No duh! trumad Feb 2015 #5

dont forget Whoopi in the Muppets Movie big_dog Feb 2015 #7

Priest, celibate for many years, dreams of a woman. FLPanhandle Feb 2015 #6

Nailed it jberryhill Feb 2015 #20

+++ fadedrose Feb 2015 #74

AHEM: "comforting motherly figure." A mother would make sense, as one faces death. WinkyDink Feb 2015 #30

Not so. She might have been why he didn't marry :) nt fadedrose Feb 2015 #76

My mother-in-law was only dead for a couple of minutes. LiberalAndProud Feb 2015 #8

So I was right all along! KamaAina Feb 2015 #9

black female goddess SweetAlicya Feb 2015 #68

Sweet first post! KamaAina Feb 2015 #69

Welcome to DU, SweetAlicya! calimary Feb 2015 #71

Did she put that on her resume when she applied for the job? Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2015 #10

Sadly, God only receives 70% of the pay when compared to Zeus, Odin, and Mithra FSogol Feb 2015 #11

You won the Internets today! nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #17

lol treestar Feb 2015 #44

... mountain grammy Feb 2015 #86

as f***ed up as this world is, no way Skittles Feb 2015 #13

Yep, my thoughts exactly. giftedgirl77 Feb 2015 #52

Correction: people have fucked it up BrotherIvan Feb 2015 #54

So if god has a gender, then god must have a mate. A Mr. god, maybe? nt valerief Feb 2015 #14

I hear they call him "Stedman". n/t hughee99 Feb 2015 #18

Bwah! I thought he was Mr. Beard. nt valerief Feb 2015 #19

... LittleBlue Feb 2015 #23

OMG!!! DUzy!!! calimary Feb 2015 #70

Mr. Absolutely Right jberryhill Feb 2015 #21

Nope, only consorts. God does have a wife though - the Shekinah Hestia Feb 2015 #38

When she has an orgasm, she screams "Oh Me! Oh Me!" jberryhill Feb 2015 #22

Oh, you. Nay Feb 2015 #49

You win the thread!! Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2015 #63

So Catholics get catnhatnh Feb 2015 #24

I better start putting the seat down randys1 Feb 2015 #26

Snort tavernier Feb 2015 #90

I have to say it. Aerows Feb 2015 #27

Nigerian news site. Radio station. Stock photo. Catholic priest. Post-death report. Brickbat Feb 2015 #28

This site is actually from Ghana, btw, not Nigeria. AverageJoe90 Feb 2015 #32

I was talking about where the "original" "story" came from. Brickbat Feb 2015 #36

Actually, my mistake. The original story came from World News Daily Report. Brickbat Feb 2015 #59

That's a shame, then. AverageJoe90 Feb 2015 #67

Dunno about all that God stuff but.... MuseRider Feb 2015 #29

Very interesting story.....thanks for posting! AverageJoe90 Feb 2015 #31

+1 Dont call me Shirley Feb 2015 #40

If a machine kept blood flowing to his brain... MindPilot Feb 2015 #33

And she sounds like this: Manifestor_of_Light Feb 2015 #34

Indeed. hifiguy Feb 2015 #50

Sounds like an LSD trip I took back in 1969. I saw a female god too. . B Calm Feb 2015 #35

Ha, my daughter always called god "She" Dont call me Shirley Feb 2015 #39

How long can a priest be allowed to continue on Chemisse Feb 2015 #41

The Mother the Daughter and the Holy Ghost! treestar Feb 2015 #45

How come nobody who dies and comes back ever get to meet Satan, who would be far more interesting erstickendarauf Feb 2015 #43

Yeah, you'd think at least one of them would have treestar Feb 2015 #47

Because Satan doesn't do "catch and release"? jberryhill Feb 2015 #51

If you died and saw Satan, would you admit when you were revived? Jim Lane Feb 2015 #94

There are plenty of "hellish" near death experiences out there BrotherIvan Feb 2015 #55

Welcome to DU, erstickendarauf! calimary Feb 2015 #75

hmm.... Takket Feb 2015 #46

so an all powerful, omnipotent being qazplm Feb 2015 #56

Father John it was your Nurse... Historic NY Feb 2015 #58

Satire. Brickbat Feb 2015 #61

Well if God can speak to Moses through a burning bush, who's to say she can't petronius Feb 2015 #64

Oh noooos, I want it to be real! mountain grammy Feb 2015 #88

I had a great T-shirt that read: RebelOne Feb 2015 #62

Like, duh. Zorra Feb 2015 #65

Some of them are, I'm sure, but some are men nt fadedrose Feb 2015 #72

did everyone miss the 48 minutes part? Marrah_G Feb 2015 #73

NATURALLY! elleng Feb 2015 #79

This is why we need to define dead as solely being brain dead... (nt) LostOne4Ever Feb 2015 #81

Works for me that way Pubs and teabaggers won’t be eligible to vote! erstickendarauf Feb 2015 #83

Don't know about God, but the LUCAS 2 device seems pretty cool. ileus Feb 2015 #84