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Wed Apr 25, 2012, 06:29 PM

cags (1,860 posts)

37. My favorite is when God ordered the murder of babies and children, the Amalekites.

Shut's the fundies right up when I say I could never worship a God that would order the murder of babies and children.

The looks on their faces are just great.

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42 replies	Author	Time	Post
Favorite part of the Bible. [View all]	SheilaT	Apr 2012	OP
blessed are the job creators...	Enrique	Apr 2012	#1
:)	Whisp	Apr 2012	#2
Or Matthew 25:40	Lawlbringer	Apr 2012	#3
(you forgot the yellow people and red people...)	lastlib	Apr 2012	#27
Damn	Lawlbringer	Apr 2012	#34
the problem is the scribes miss a few verses	Johonny	Apr 2012	#39
The End	Atman	Apr 2012	#4
Thank you for beating me to that one!	maveric56	Apr 2012	#17
That was my first thought too	Son of Gob	Apr 2012	#22
'Here endeth the Lesson' nt	xchrom	Apr 2012	#5
I could send this to a few but to save peace I'll not	madokie	Apr 2012	#6
Comprehension and definition are not the	RegieRocker	Apr 2012	#7
Numbers 31 is always instructive	JHB	Apr 2012	#8
Thanks the info. And remember Luke 12:51-53 (KJV)	AnotherMcIntosh	Apr 2012	#9
"Just kidding!"	Tom Ripley	Apr 2012	#10
I kind of like all the "begats" - sex was involved, ya know.	HopeHoops	Apr 2012	#11
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the Old Testament?!	Kurovski	Apr 2012	#12
Would that be the "stand your holy ground" law?	KansDem	Apr 2012	#25
More like the	Kurovski	Apr 2012	#29
Jesus to blind man: "Sorry, preexisting condition."	rustydog	Apr 2012	#13
what about when...	lame54	Apr 2012	#14
And negotiated a setlement three times lower than expected	Kurovski	Apr 2012	#19
...and writes a credit-default swap against the sell--for a huge fee, of course	lastlib	Apr 2012	#28
I liked the part where he gathered all the fetuses around to tell them a parable...	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#15
He was a smart investor, buying a local quarry.	Kurovski	Apr 2012	#26
don't forget how before healing, Jesus always asked to see proof of insurance	alterfurz	Apr 2012	#16
When Jesus refuses to help the leper because he's lazy and doesn't have insurance	Taverner	Apr 2012	#18
Song of Solomon	KamaAina	Apr 2012	#20
can I get an Ay-Men!	LadyHawkAZ	Apr 2012	#35
I read Gen 38 and explained about Onan	unc70	Apr 2012	#38
SheilaT	Diclotican	Apr 2012	#21
Matthew 5:7 - "And Jesus said be not like the hypocrites who preach on street corners!"	Initech	Apr 2012	#23
This is an actual thang in my local paper...	Kurovski	Apr 2012	#24
Amos. And Matthew 23.	Brigid	Apr 2012	#30
The Gospels are the true liberal part of the book	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#32
I never could stand the Old Testament.	Nye Bevan	Apr 2012	#41
I see the old testament as history	LynneSin	Apr 2012	#42
John 7:14	KansDem	Apr 2012	#31
I like the sex stuff. Like this from Deuteronomy 22:28-29	JoePhilly	Apr 2012	#33
Crumb's illustrations.	Warren DeMontague	Apr 2012	#36
My favorite is when God ordered the murder of babies and children, the Amalekites.	cags	Apr 2012	#37
"If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor,	Nye Bevan	Apr 2012	#40

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