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I can handle that, as long as the fine isn't too stiff.... NYC_SKP Apr 2012 #1
Stop handling it! Bake Apr 2012 #21
Vision kinda blurry.... NYC_SKP Apr 2012 #22
Sounds like one of Boehner's bills... Archae Apr 2012 #2
When masturbation is outlawed, only outlaws will masturbate...or something like that. Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #3
You'll have to pry my gun out of my cold dead hands. Swede Apr 2012 #4
This is my rifle, this is my gun Spacemom Apr 2012 #7
Having been in jail myself, I know it's a place that produces chronic masturbators Kaleva Apr 2012 #18
On occasion, DU has also produced chronic masturbators Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #19
"Sir, can I see the palms of your hands, please?" Cooley Hurd Apr 2012 #5
That's Constance Johnson, and she's awesome jsmirman Apr 2012 #6
Cold spoons for everyone!!!! nt MADem Apr 2012 #8
Looks like I'll be doing bayareamike Apr 2012 #9
that would be tough to enforce quinnox Apr 2012 #10
When choking your chicken is outlawed - only outlaws shall choke the chicken! Initech Apr 2012 #11
First corporations....now used kleenex! NRaleighLiberal Apr 2012 #12
Every sperm is sacred! longship Apr 2012 #13
I will be comitting a crime tonight...twice, if I am lucky! Behind the Aegis Apr 2012 #14
But wouldn't you have to report yourself? DavidDvorkin Apr 2012 #15
"Can I be tried for past crimes...cause I'm like sperm-hitler." briv1016 Apr 2012 #16
Insert penis joke Rex Apr 2012 #17
In other news HillWilliam Apr 2012 #20
I love her! How did she keep a straight face!? joshcryer Apr 2012 #23
That's how she kept a straight face jsmirman Apr 2012 #24
This, this is true. joshcryer Apr 2012 #25
Ban Palm Sunday Mendocino Apr 2012 #26
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